piss orgasm

feeling nearly as good as an orgasm while ur pissing

ohh i had the best piss orgasm this morning

by wooCha October 4, 2003

fake orgasm

When (usually a woman) pretends to reach orgasm to make their sexual partner feel better.

Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake entire relationships and commitments.

by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

piss orgasm

a rush of tingling energy up the spine immediately after pissing

If you've ever had a piss orgasm, you know what i mean

by minghi April 26, 2003

Retarded Orgasm

Retarded orgasm is what sometimes occurs while or sometimes, even after sex. If a girl (or in a rare case, a boy) makes a funny sound or face while in a climax, has a brain-dead expression, and drooling uncontrollably, you know they just achieved a retarded orgasm.

Has a lot of reasons why it happens; the most typical reason is they had it their first time, or hadn't gotten any sex for a great amount of days. Still, there are more reasons or explanations for that.

Zane: Yes, it was a great night with Joan.
Michael: Right, I even saw that one. But can I ask you one thing? Why did Joan looked and sounded retarded?
Zane: I know. What you just saw is a retarded orgasm.
Michael: Retarded orgasm?
Zane: My girl missed me and the good ol' fashioned fucking that I give her. And she's been waiting for it for a long time.
Michael: That explains it.

*Last night, on Zane's room, Michael walked in without knocking, seeing them having sex in bed by accident*

Michael: Just going to get my phone's charger and I'll be go- Huh?

Joan: OH YEAHAOOAH! DON'T STAHP BABEHH *drooling uncontrollably, with a retarded expression on her face*

by Demendes April 24, 2014

female orgasm

would not be a myth if guys acknowledged the clitoris

-maybe if you don't want me to fake my female orgasms make me come for real man

by FIDLARsdead April 6, 2016

Playable Orgasm

A video game experience so good it's almost orgasmic.

Holy shit, playing Saints Row The Third is so frigging amazing! It's like a playable orgasm!!

by Valtiel05 November 14, 2011

Killcam orgasm

When a particular player pulls of an extremely lucky and/or skillful final-kill in any first-person shooter (specifically titles such as Call of Duty) and all participating players within the match go ape-shit crazy and scream or shout in a mixture of surprise, awe and/or disbelief upon seeing the video play-back, straight into their microphones all at once to the point the garbled mixture of sound and voices turns into what sounds like an orgasm.

Definition may not necessarily apply to said video game title exclusively, and can be attributed for use in similar situations in any other competitive multi-player video game.

*Throwing knife strikes an opponent across the map, the match ends in the thrower's favor*
Thrower: "Huh? Oh...OH MY GOD...OOOHHH! OH MY FUCKING GOD-"
Team Member 1: "OOHHHH, HOLY SHI-
Team Member 2: WOOAH!, OOHHHH!
Opponent Team Member 1: "-MY FUCKING GOD! HE HIT IT-"
Thrower: "-MOM, GET THE CAMERA! MUMMEH! MUMMEH! MUMEEEHH!

Video Sample of Killcam orgasm: watch?v=mLRbZJS5A_E

-Sample for other multiplayer video-games-
Player 1: Happy feet, WOMBO COMBO-
Player 2: That aint falco...
Player 1: That aint fal- OH OHH, OHHHH!
Player 2: OHHHH! OOHHHHH!

Audience/Spectator(s): OHHHH! MY GOD!

Player 1: OHHHH! OOHHHHH!

Player 1: WHERE YOU AT!!?? WHERE YOU AT!!??? WHERE YOU AT!!??? OHHHH, OH MY GOD-"
Audience/Spectator(s): WOOMMBO COMMBO!
Video Sample of Killcam orgasm: watch?v=pD_imYhNoQ4

by iAmWhatlAm April 12, 2017