Popcorn on the Cob

Nebraskan style popcorn: Fresh and perfect for people too lazy to take the kernals off before microwaving it.

Hick 1: What is this?
Hick 2: It's popcorn on the cob, fresh off the stalk!

by NebraskanStyle May 2, 2010

Cob

a racist term towards white people, red necks mainly

that cob was caught fucking his sister

by niggamyjordans July 10, 2011

Cob Corning

Masturbating with poop in your hand.

I got bored last night, so I spent some time cob corning.

by anonymous November 30, 2024

pour the cobs on

According to A Way With Words, a podcast on PBS, cobs has sometimes been used to define a small or hard object such as testicles. When using the exclamation it can also mean “give it a little extra juice”, or “give it a little more testicular fortitude”

42:25, Pants on Fire, 16 October 2017

As the timer was running low and the home team was down by 1 point, a fan yelled “pour the cobs on”.

As Jill approached climax, in order to get her partner to increase intensity she yelled, “pour the cobs on!”

Instead of his friend consoling him, jacks friend told him to “pour the cobs” on and get over his ex.

by Heyystolleyy October 20, 2017

cob

a montreal's slang to say money

"yo avec cette job la je me suis fait un fou cob"

by edgaro July 23, 2024

Cob

Cunt out bitch

Yea leilana is a fucking cob

by anonymous December 21, 2021

cob toter

Someone who is unsophisticated, grew up in a rural area or on a farm

Journalists were prone to call the Congressman a cob toter when he gave off the cuff speeches.

by two headed turtle January 25, 2011