meat-baton

(n.) A proper substitute for referring to one's penis; in the context of it being a bludgeoning weapon.

"Peter, what do you love most about being a man?"

"To be honest John, I just love being able to commit acts of police brutality with my meat-baton! In fact last night I made my wife realize good and well that not having dinner ready is a felony in my house! Haha!"

by Krak and Smak May 18, 2010

Meat Rifle

another word for penis, cock, schlong, or any other dick reference you can think of

want me to shoot you with my meat rifle ?

by Peter, Matt, Cameron December 9, 2008

meat toothbrush

To orally stimulate the genitals of a man in a tooth brush motion as advised by many leading dentists. Usually leading to a backwards application of pearl drop solution but without the minty fresh after taste.

meat toothbrush me

by Nipflicker January 15, 2009

Meat Beaster

An extremely vicious and sexually aggressive female who rides penis with such dominate authority that the mans cock as well as his pride is damaged.

Guy 1 -Damn she looks good! Piping that down must've been amazing

Guy 2 -Not at all that meat beaster rode my dick so hard she smashed my balls into my asshole

by jrk89 December 14, 2013

meat-work

a pun derived from the realization that, there is no "i" in team, but, there is "meat" in team

The burger joint had always practiced a great amount of meat-work because there is meat in Team!

by mormdavid March 28, 2015

Meat-Hippy

A young man or woman, under thirty, who lives a combination lifestyle of 1960's Hippy and weight lifting Meat-Head.

A: Ben really likes to go to festivals, doesn't he?
B: Yeah, he wears a lot of tie-dye for a guy that's totally jacked and eats protein.
A: Knows more about Floyd than anyone I've ever met.
B: Can bench more than anyone I've ever met.
A: Must be a Meat-Hippy.
B: What a Meat-Hippy.

by ManlyMorish September 9, 2015

Meat Cleavered

To receive an excruciatingly painful blowjob from a bitch that uses way more teeth than lip action. Usually occurs when the female is drunk or simply from inexperience.

Roger's girlfriend came home so smashed from her girls night out that she meat cleavered his cock instead of her usual skillful dome when she engulfed his raging knob.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015