The cure to nazel yarx, very podent and strong stuff, can be used to get high just ask at your pharmacy
by Dawes May 14, 2004
Get the vix's nazel mug.A loud and irritating girl. Characteristics include but aren't limited to; incessant chatter, know-it-all attitude, trying way to hard, being completely self obsessed, drug addiction, prostitution, trading sex for drugs, thievery, shoplifting, total inability to drive, complete dishonesty, pity seeking, herpes, syphillis, gonorhea,... In basic terms a completely and utterly useless creature that's even more worthless than the dogshit caught in my boot tread.
Did you see her throwing herself at that guy?
Yeah, that ratchet ass ho ain't gonna get it though. Everybody knows she's a total noel.
Yeah, that ratchet ass ho ain't gonna get it though. Everybody knows she's a total noel.
by Robbyn Grayves October 18, 2013
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by Lareynajr February 16, 2017
Get the noel mug.This is a name used to denote children that are exceptionally loud and stupid. The individual with this name will invariably try to use logic on people and will also invariably fail to make any sense at all. Contemplation of this individual's logic (or, rather, this individual's lack of logic) will often cause aneurysms, manifesting either in a nosebleed or, in many cases, an exploded head.
This individual also often thinks that they are "God's gift to humanity," hence the name "Noel," which alludes to Christmas, a major religious holiday primarily observed through phony piety and the giving of gifts.
The person named "Noel" will also think that it (used aptly, here) is so-called "hot stuff" and will assume that everyone (male, female, transgendered, heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, and pansexual) wants a "piece of that ass." It is, obviously mistaken.
If a Noel is spotted, the best advice that can be given is to plug one's ears and then run away as quickly as possible before it can open its mouth and start talking. Its voice has properties very akin to those of the mythological mandrake plant. Do not be deceived, however, by this comparison. The Noel is an active, virulent lifeform able to leech life out of individuals through speech. Prolonged exposure can result in (aside from aneurysms) an individual or group of individuals brain or brains, respectively, leaking out of his/her/their ears.
Avoid the Noel at all costs. Do not offer a Noel a cookie. Do not sleep with the Noel. If impregnated, she becomes nearly impossible to get rid of while still alive.
The Noel is classified as living. If you are approached by one and do not immediately leave the area, you will not longer be similarly classifiable.
This individual also often thinks that they are "God's gift to humanity," hence the name "Noel," which alludes to Christmas, a major religious holiday primarily observed through phony piety and the giving of gifts.
The person named "Noel" will also think that it (used aptly, here) is so-called "hot stuff" and will assume that everyone (male, female, transgendered, heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, and pansexual) wants a "piece of that ass." It is, obviously mistaken.
If a Noel is spotted, the best advice that can be given is to plug one's ears and then run away as quickly as possible before it can open its mouth and start talking. Its voice has properties very akin to those of the mythological mandrake plant. Do not be deceived, however, by this comparison. The Noel is an active, virulent lifeform able to leech life out of individuals through speech. Prolonged exposure can result in (aside from aneurysms) an individual or group of individuals brain or brains, respectively, leaking out of his/her/their ears.
Avoid the Noel at all costs. Do not offer a Noel a cookie. Do not sleep with the Noel. If impregnated, she becomes nearly impossible to get rid of while still alive.
The Noel is classified as living. If you are approached by one and do not immediately leave the area, you will not longer be similarly classifiable.
"Noel, after becoming impregnated and delivering her spawn, became a permanent addition to the household. Within six months, all other members of said household were insane and dying."
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Get the noelley mug.um the coolest, most attractive, girl with the best personality ever. usually brunette with colored eyes. she thinks she’s hot shit but in reality she really is. everyone loves her cuz how could u not. she’s athletic and could punch yo shit even though she’s shy. she loves hockey players and drools over mat barzal. she loves dads and their hot dad santa fanny pack lookin dad bods. especially hockey dads . she also obsesses over her exes cuz she can’t move on and is a freak. noelle is one of a kind as u can see. love and give her attention or she will shove vinegar blocks down ur gullet. also she loves her family!! and the man upstairs
aidan: hey man do u see that wonderful lookin lady over there
deck: oh ya bro that’s noelle she slaps my ass ALL the time it’s pretty hot man
aidan: oh i thought u were single bruv
deck: well she does it in my dreams dude lemme be u jew
deck: oh ya bro that’s noelle she slaps my ass ALL the time it’s pretty hot man
aidan: oh i thought u were single bruv
deck: well she does it in my dreams dude lemme be u jew
by barzysgirlfriend January 13, 2022
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