A ninja bitch is a woman who realizes a friend is attracted to her sexually and intentionally uses that attraction to manipulate him (term originated from the intellectual whores/ladder "theory" of male/female relationships).
She knows he fixed her computer because he's sweet on her. She wants "to be friends". What a ninja bitch!
by Alinama S. May 12, 2006
When you're on Live Messenger and you tell people you're signing off then you change your status to "Appear Offline"...like so people think you have signed off but you're actually lurking in the msn shadows, waiting to pounce when someone cooler signs in.
Rach: "Here how can you be talkin it says ur offline"
Gill: "It's cool im on ninja mode so nobody else annoys me."
Gill: "It's cool im on ninja mode so nobody else annoys me."
by Gilly_Willy_aye April 24, 2007
A favorite pastime of Urban and Suburban children.
The child will knock on an unsuspecting victim's door, but before the victim has time to answer, the "knocker" will dissapear in similar fasion to a ninja.
The child will knock on an unsuspecting victim's door, but before the victim has time to answer, the "knocker" will dissapear in similar fasion to a ninja.
Tyrese: Yo brotha, let's go ninja knocking.
Tyrone: Wurd up dawg, ima say we get the ol' bitch down the alley.
Tyrese: Hellz ya mother fool
Tyrone: Wurd up dawg, ima say we get the ol' bitch down the alley.
Tyrese: Hellz ya mother fool
by joejoebuffalo October 07, 2009
A photo taken of someone interesting, without the photographed knowing it and shared with friends. This is done by acting like you are trying to read something on your phone or taking a photo of a friend (accomplice) standing near them.
by Fitchic July 01, 2019
person who can secretly puke almost anywhere, indoors or out, without drawing attention to themselves
by TC September 26, 2003
Bad ass Ninja dude born and bread with a destiny to effortlessly kill at will. The only problem is...that he'd rather grow shrubbery and collect retro talking action figures with exotic accents.
Client: Hey Ninja! Will ya carry out that assasination I'm paying ya for already!
Reluctant Ninja: (Sighs) Hold yer horses! Can't you see I've still got more shrubbery to shrub here!!
Reluctant Ninja: (Sighs) Hold yer horses! Can't you see I've still got more shrubbery to shrub here!!
by sensei_RN May 14, 2009
by Dementedreindeer October 03, 2008