Neil Diamond

When a man ejaculates on one’s knee cap.

Like a Pearl Necklace, but when seamen is targeted at the knee cap, it is indeed a Neil Diamond
Ron, when you are finished, will you please give me a Neil Diamond
by Alexc0524 January 04, 2020
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Neil's Law

For every item dropped on the ground, by accident, each item will fall in a place where it becomes non visible.
I dropped my pill on the ground. Neil's law is in effect, as I can't see where it landed.
by neiltherealdeal May 18, 2015
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Niggle Neil

Niggle Neil is a mythical character part of the folklore of a local town in Hurstville New South Wales in Sydney Australia. Niggle Neil is known by the locals to lie and trick the locals into believing his fantastical stories. Some of the local children fondly refer to him as Niglis Piglis sometimes.
O my good news I’ve been bamboozled by Niggle Neil, I can’t believe I actually fell for his Dunbar rover lie!
by Niglees piglees December 07, 2024
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neil<3

the best boyfriend and the most gorgeous boy ever🩵🫶 also a huge cod nerd 🫶ALSO A FUCKING FAG TOO
person 1: leonardo dicaprio is the most gorgeous person ever
person 2: no?? neil<3 is??
person 2: oh shit right sorry 😥😥
by soapman😧 January 05, 2024
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Neil diamond blue balls

When the song sweet Caroline shuts off unexpectedly right before the best part
Nothin but a case of Neil diamond blue balls
by DrGigglyAss December 28, 2023
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Neil and Jessica

They are the dream couple, a couple meant to be. Two different energies always create a beautiful bond, one that everyone looks up to. People say a lot of rubbish, but against all odds, they manage to be the best couple ever
Neil and Jessica are the perfect couple
by Someone Someone Knows April 27, 2023
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