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Neet

The word neet is a derogatory noun used to describe persons of inferior intelligence and/or low brain capacity
It is often confused with neet, a slang word which has similar meaning to the aforementioned word but is instead, often used offensively and is classed as a swear word. (Go to bramhallhigh.stockport.sch.uk for more information.)
There are a few variations of the word, such as neety (adjective) or neeted (adverb). When used in a sentence, one would say "He wore neety shoes". For neeted, one would say "She just got neeted"
The word has had quite a history at Bramhall High school (a comprehensive school in Stockport, full of gneets). The term, neet, was originally penned by David Cameron, but it spread to the school through an assembly held by G.W Thomas, the school's Deputy Head, in late 2011.

After a year and a half of students using the word in secret to describe other students, in word got out. Small gneety conflict broke out, such as headlocks, punching and even the theft of ties. It is a very recent occurrence, and could lead to a full-on class war. Funnily enough, only smaller students (who were not neets) were picked on by the neets. It shows the true nature of neets: cowards who need to pick on small people so they can feel good about themselves. Non-neets never even wanted conflict (or really cared), and most of them didn't fight back. The conflict is still continuing.
"Damn that Neet just stole my wallet!"

"Let's not go down that alleyway, it's full of Neets"
by DANEETBUSTER January 24, 2013
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neet neet's

Term used by young boys to describe the female genetalia.
Juls: "I had my first sexual experience when I was 10. 2 Girls. They showed me their neet neet's and I ran away."
by Ozdat December 27, 2005
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neet

Another way of saying no or nah. Usually said when there is a lot of emotion behind the word. originated in elmwood park nj
"do you like me?"
"neet"
by albanian guy September 23, 2009
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neet

Man: "Where do you wanna gan the neet?"
Man2: "Doon the Biggie, and howk dafties till ah faal awwa an get nicked by the bizzies"
Man: "Champion" (etc)
by Bonny Lad2 January 15, 2006
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neers

Originating in Letchworth, Herts, a bastardisation of the word 'cheers', intended to convey a sense of exasperation or mild annoyance. Often said with exaggerated 'eeee' sound.
'You need to sort your hair out, it looks like a monkey's arse'
'Neeeeeers!'
by wirm May 15, 2005
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Roger needs a shot

General strip club term used for any male who in lieu of actually ponying up the $1 for a table dance, needs liquid encouragement (aka a shot) to finally make his way to the main stage. Aks me a question.......
Damn, son, Roger ain't be spendin his shit....that broke ass nigga..Roger needs a shot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by AKS ME October 21, 2010
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neet

Your shirt is really neet
by Anonymous January 31, 2003
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