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Noah

Noah is a sweet human. He deserves all the love in the world. He's sweet, hes smart. Every guy should be jealous cuz he's cuter than all of them combined.
Person 1: Aaah Noah's precious
Person 2: shut
by Nyxxiee June 4, 2018
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Noah

A complete fuck up. Usually a middle child. Hated by many. He's only able to fit in kids like him. Very clingy when he dates somebody.
Did you hear Noah's dating Marysol. Neither did I.
by A hated random May 29, 2019
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He stuck it in the rabbit again, what a Rabbit Fucker, fucking Noah
by Onyx387 March 19, 2023
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Noah

A treasurable creation that was made delicately. This creation is one that god took his time on. Every special quality that this creation holds is a representation of how powerful god is for the simple fact that each one never fails to shine bright. He put his all into this creation being the best that it could possibly be and by this creation being shared with the world, it’s blessed in all of the best ways possible. This creation is one of the best editions that could have ever been made to the world. Out of all of the creations that he has made and added to this world, this one is his true masterpiece. There’s nothing more admirable.
I’ve never seen a creation as special as Noah. We should have more of them.
As long as this world has Noah , it will always shine bright.

What’s more admirable than Noah? I’ll have to think about it for a while.
by Writing is art November 27, 2021
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A boy with a small dick and can’t take no for an answer. Does too many drugs and smells like Newport’s.
“Noah is on heroin again...”
by bigxan420 November 25, 2018
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Absolute bot. Most likely thinks he’s good at most things but is bad at all of them.
Wow, shocker, Noah lost another fight.
by NotABot.com March 27, 2019
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Someone who only attracts weirdos such as furries, stalkers and discord dudes that have an obsession with him.
Hi, I'm Noah and I just want a cute boyfriend who likes pokemon
by Strayk9ds January 27, 2020
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