master strokes

wanking, the last few strokes of your cock before you blow all over the wall.. huge

What master strokes!I was wanking away thinking about Hugh Jackman. I just blew my load all over the bedroom wall. It went so far it missed my face!

by goosenard June 30, 2006

stroking the sausage

"Stroking the sausage," generally a term for getting oneself off, is used when a man refers to his masturbatory habits, in a way utilizing part of his knowledge of sexual innuendo.

Man: "I was stroking my sausage today..."
Woman: "Get away from me, you stupid pervert!"

by Dean March 25, 2005

stroking the chicken

Erikas favorite thing to do when alone

When solitary, Erika thinks about tim and starts stroking the chicken

by T Mac July 13, 2003

Stroke value

An intangible determination of how worthy a subject is of a tribute act of masturbation.

Dude, check out that broad across the street! Her ass has great stroke value.

by Arto Del Funceiro May 09, 2009

Kidney Stroke

when the kidney is kicked so hard that it shoots into the brain causing a stroke. Fortunately we have two kidneys, unfortunately this only increases the risk.

Tom: Did you hear what happened when Josh's girlfriend kicked him with her heals on?
Jack: No, dude, but I know she's a blackbelt
Tom: He had a kidney stroke

by StumpyStumps June 25, 2010

Sucker Stroking

Like when a dude acts disrespect towards you because a woman is around. He tries to diss you and put you down to make himself look superior to you especially in front of her. He’s Sucker Stroking!

Tom always be Sucker Stroking when Josefina comes around.

by GreatUltimate February 10, 2021

stroke a bitch

To sex or pleasure a woman. To fondle her tits.

Man! You better stoke a bitch good tonight!
Stroke a bitch nice and hard

Make sure you pleasure that woman and hold those tits hard!

by Mickjaggert August 19, 2015