newborn

when a chick completely shaves the pubes off...smooth like a newborn

Q. Landing strip?
A. Nope, newborn, baby

by who f-ing knows August 20, 2006

newbie

A gay person who has recently come out and is not yet accustomed to the gay community. He or she is generally very socially awkward because of grappling with a completely new identity and a new set of societal expectations.

Andrew: Wow, did you see that guy hitting on me just now? He was petrified.
Timmy: I know, total newbie. I thought he was adorable.
Andrew: Ehh, maybe in a few months.

by Dougy Fresh Cataluña December 30, 2007

newblood

New member of KULT or KBM (Kult BlackMilk)

H'm, not many newbloods these days, boyo.

by Macavity October 30, 2003

newbies

What a woman suddenly has when she gets breast implants. See bolt ons

1: Man, Karen looks different.
2: Yeah, she had to get a new wardrobe to fit her newbies.

by kledou1 August 22, 2006

newbi

An alternative to the Internet term 'newbie' or 'noob' or variations thereof; it essentially has the same meaning but is generally a much cooler way to say it. Not used widely, but very pro.

*~kewld00d~*: soleik......wut r we sposd 2 do here neway?

GrungeRock: Oh no, not another newbi.

Hawk: D: Rly.

by StarLink May 27, 2007

Newberg High School

is full of skany sluts and pot-headed guys. they all think the are the shit. there is very few cool people, very few people who can just be themselfs. its full of gays, lesbians, and bi people. its also known as bi-mart.

guy: "i went to newberg high school for the basketball game"
guy2: "im sorry. did you see all the gays?"
guy: "yea, bi-mart is so gay"

by your moms in my bed March 31, 2009

Newbus

A large, grotesque beast best known for its slow movement speed and rancid odor. Very few accounts of the Newbus Ox exist, though it is believed the species went extinct as a result of natural causes sometime in the late 18th century.

The phrase "as weak willed as a Newbus Ox' became common slang in the United Kingdom at the turn of the 20th century.

Rusty the hunter would not shoot the Newbus Ox because such a kill lacked excitement and honor.

by Jacob Hammer September 8, 2006