Muppetic Irony

Having no control of your own but that of a muppet, with its hand up your butt making your every move for you.

There's a muppetic irony to Petey's lack of self-control...I suspect Kermit, what with his brown-stained hand and all.

by Richree July 26, 2008

Muppet

Middle age woman who dye their hair Insane colors

She’s a muppet

by Love_my_words September 17, 2020

Muppet

Person or persons whose behaviour is largely controlled by the 'All Rock God Puppeteer' Muzza.

'Did you hear Jack defending Muzza's feelings?'

'What a Muppet!'

by Kayye May December 1, 2020

Fuck-Muppet

A muppet designed to be used in self (or partnered) gratification sexually. Usually with the "entrance point" is the part where your hand goes for male, or has a protrusion for the females, either built in, or somewhere like fingers should go.

This dumb handless fuck-muppet broke the internet.

by WarbearPrime August 14, 2021

muppet magnet

i person who always seems to attract muppets (A person who is ignorant and generally has no idea about anything.) muppet

im feel like a muppet magnet , i always end up with muppets around me.

by DaveFar July 23, 2011

Muppet

A word in British slang which describes an individual who is to be "Crushed with a fistful of Crumpets"

OMG you stupid Muppet commit scouter ankle

by Yung Musacuminada May 4, 2019

Muppet Master

An Engineering term of endearment used by Engineers to describe the Manager.

We best ask the Muppet Master to show us how to fix this, it looks really complex.

by RDRTakeDown February 13, 2018