moist mosquito

This kind of person is the ace of aces and has no equal, they are powerful but hidden as nobody has seen his face but a benign duchess.

"I just got thrashed by a moist mosquito"
"are you a benign duchess because your sucking off moist mosquito"

by lilBaconBoy619 November 13, 2017

moist star

When you bout to get freaky and you see that twinkle in her eyes.

Ophelia you’re my moist star. - Hamlet

by Nunnery_Hamlet6969 January 7, 2020

moist cake

the tastiness and deliciousness of properly hydrated baked goods

Daisy devoured the delectably moist cake with her dolphins.

by Harold795 December 11, 2007

Moist Sandwich

The greatest sex move known to mankind. It is said that even Chuck Norris cant handle the delicate procedure of the moist sandwich. Requires a live cobra, a temperpedic, a cow prod, several feet of rope, and a tub of elephant semen.

Jeff: hey, why's Bob walking like that?

Jim: he tried doing a moist sandwich, and got his penis cut off.....

Jeff:....ouch....

by U.R.Mom April 20, 2011

Moist cookies

When you dip your balls into a person's mouth while they're sleeping and wake them up so they wake up to your balls in their mouth

Person 1: dude, I'm gonna give him some moist cookies

by Moist cookies November 7, 2014

moist loaf

It basically means "nice arse"

"ooh, look at that pussy walking down those stairs. Look at her moist loaf jiggle".

by gay vicar October 30, 2007

moist off

to ejaculate. sloppily.

I'm gonna moist off on Sally while she's sleeping

by StealsyourstereO November 12, 2006