Morning Timber

Masturbating immediately after waking up, with morning wood.

"Hey John, what'd you do this morning"
"Ah, I just Morning Timbered."
"... What?"

by Colver August 11, 2014

Mourning The Fallen Astronauts

When you can't get a full erection and you don't know why. Not quite Erectile Dysfunction, but close.

"Dude, I was about to get it on, but then I started Mourning the Fallen Astronauts."

by TheOneAndOnlyCMC December 15, 2016

morningy

the state of feeling comfy and like you're in the early morning.

"i am feeling quite morningy today "

by carl jonsie July 21, 2017

morning forest

when multiple men wake up and get morning woods together

i woke up and could tell all my friends had boners, it's a morning forest around here.

by big.cock September 16, 2017

Morning Strainer

One tough shit in the morning. Usually a result of dehydration from drinking the night before. Requires monumental force to release.

Frank is going to be a while. He’s got a Morning strainer.

by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2017

Mourning shoey

A mourning shoey (not to be confused with a “morning shoey”) is a shoey undertaken with deep solemnity and commiseration. It is often completed during the World Cup, but can also be completed at other times.

Hugo: “We’re gonna miss James.”
James: *dead*
Winston: *slowly raises a beer-filled Nike Air Max* “I guess today is a mourning shoey kinda day.”

by TheOfficialOxfordDictionary July 6, 2018

Morning former glory

When you wake up the next day after butt fucking some Ho the night before whilst wearing beer goggles. You fancy seconds, but then discover she is an absolute munter. Your previously rock hard shaft is reduced to a limp mess

"Hey bitch, fancy another anal probe? Oh shit, what a horror, my cock's gone down worse than the titanic, what a waste of my morning former glory"

by BaldyMcSlaphead October 9, 2018