Mission impossible

To Tell Your Friend To Look At Something Then Quickly Ejaculate On There Back In A Public Area.

Oh shit man sams wearing the shirt that I did a mission impossible on Hopefully he doesn’t find out.

by RxE454 August 1, 2023

mission it

(verb) to mission it - to go or do something somewhere swiftly, or with singular purpose, as though on a mission. Can also imply increased effort expended to complete said task.

"We had to really mission it to get here on time."
"I got loads of stuff done today, I was really missioning it."

by wetwareoptional February 1, 2018

dive mission

When an individual must go past the first page of a Google search to find the answers to a homework.

dude, I went on a dive mission last night trying to figure out the environmental science homework.

by Juan direction April 1, 2013

insta-mission

Going on an adventure specifically to get a beautiful picture to share online, especially on Instagram.

Bro!! Want to go on on a insta-mission tonight to get some shots of the sunset tonight?

by j.turansky January 5, 2016

Jumming Mission

To Jum. A very funny term that is the name of a google play store version of the PSP port of "Crash Of The Titans".

Caddicarus couldn't do a Jumming Mission because his phone was gay

by V1rginEarz January 26, 2024

Mission Impossible

The act of squeezing out a turd while simultaneously flushing so the turd goes straight into the center of the toilet hurricane. Timing has to be perfect to the exact millisecond

Dude, I just sent that poop like mission impossible.

by YeetSkirtSkeet1738 March 25, 2023

Shawnee Mission West

A school located in Overland Park KS in the shawnee mission school district, they're the Vikings even though there are no people from Minnesota in that bitch. They say that the school itself is great but really its full of stoner, wanna be stoners and is the teenage pregnancy capital of the Midwest. The sports teams are abysmal and any football team made up of just punters could beat their football team. And they stole their logo straight from the NFL franchise Minnesota Vikings. And the only thing they got going for them is that Paul Rudd went their for highschool

Johnny Appleseed: yo wanna go to the football game at Shawnee Mission West?

Steve: Fuck no that place has got all sorts of STD's and their football team is shit

by 1Rammstein! July 1, 2022