face minge

The type of interim teenage beard that makes someone look like a twat

Hey Digby, did you check out the face minge on Clint? He looks like a twat!

by SmurgleT April 24, 2016

Minge Botherer

Typically, an elderly gent, who has a penchant for chatting up much younger women, who are certainly out of his league. While he is full cognisant of this fact, he is forever hopeful they are not so observant.

Embarrassing for all concerned, with the exception of the Minge Botherer himself.

He is blissfully unaware, he's making himself look like, 'a proper tool.'

Look at that silly old fart, trying to chat up the pretty young lady. He's got zero chance of getting into her knickers - What a total minge botherer!

by The Botherer July 20, 2022

Minge masher

Male genitals

I whipped out my minge masher in front of the Walmart employee.

by Amir suhdick January 15, 2022

minge & purge

When performing cunnilingus on a lady with a generous pantsbeard and an errant pubic hair lodges in the throat, causing gagging and sometimes the voiding of the stomach's contents.

My date's generous pantsbeard resulted in a little unexpected nighttime minge & purge.

by AndrooAndroohfxdunioafhcuiwomf June 16, 2018

Ming En

A Ming En is the kindest of all men, who strives for the greatness of those around him and everybody else who cross his paths. The renaissance man, he is an astute scholar, a gifted musician often found terrific with the drumset and quite possibly teaches it too. As a paradigm of the gifted scholarly musician, Ming En is blessed with physical capabilities, even in the army such as the GS Branch. To know a Ming En is to know a man with a mole who is a blessing to all those he meets, loves, greets, teaches and helps.

Man, Ming En is always helping me out in these situations!

by erlangcucks April 8, 2021

Minged up

staying on the slopes allllll night!

ex. 1) Yo me and my boy were all minged up last night, we couln't even eiffel tower that chick.

ex. 2) you wanna split an 8 ball and get all minged up?????

by mingmastamic October 17, 2009

under minge

where the sweat from your asshole meets the sweat from your vag hole and fucken stinks

Rob: man i can smell her under minge from here
Sean, i had a taste of that under minge earlier, there was a sweetness to that warm smell, and a clotted cream sensation in my throat
jack: Do what a want yeah

by the vagicians May 18, 2015