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The Midnight Jerker

One who commits masturbatory pleasure while in a hotel bed with a fellow male. Nicknames: MJ
"I woke up last night to the bed shaking!"
"You must have had the Midnight Jerker with you..."
by AntiMJ June 8, 2009
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ambidextrous midnight

When you fap to much with one hand so you switch it up by fapping with the other to even your arm strength out
Oh shit my right arm swoll, I need to have a ambidextrous midnight.
by Idk hi April 1, 2018
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Midnight Farming

midnight farming- is to steal Marijuana from someones field or home, it can also mean to pick Psychedelic Mushroom but this is done from 11:30pm to 4:30am
We 're going to do some midnight farming later
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Midnight Madness

An alcoholic shot consisting of 2 parts absinthe, 1 part Nyquil. Midnight madness refers to both an annual collegiate pep-rally gathering which occurs at midnight on many college campuses, and in this case refers to college students drinking Nyquil, a nighttime ailment preventative, combined with a wormwood and thujone based alcohol that can cause hallucinations and temporary cranial madness.
Give me a MIDNIGHT MADNESS shot, bro.
by Hermanos March 1, 2011
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Midnight Society

Membership in a small group of men who have had sex with a neighborhood MILF and got home in the middle of the night undetected.
Holy shit Dave, I thought you were getting home so I dashed out the back door. It was cool though...I'm in the Midnight Society now. Hi to mom, bitch!
by Gabriel Donocan Gilchrist December 26, 2008
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Midnight Red

A slang meaning when someone gets their period overnight.
Yo dude, I was over my girlfriends house and we were sleeping and all of a sudden she pulled a Midnight Red.
by Yololicious November 27, 2013
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Midnight Sun

A book by author Stephenie Meyer that is 'Twilight' in Edward Cullen's point of view. The book is currently on hold indefinitely due to a internet leak. However, Stephenie has posted the first 12 chapters of the partial draft on her website so her fans do not feel obligated to not read what has been leaked.
OMG! Midnight Sun is on Stephenie Meyer's website!!!

Yeah only part of it...
by RenesmeeCullen April 1, 2009
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