Prostate massage

When a sex partner inserts a finger in a male's anus and gently massages the prostate during felatio or other sexual acts

On the escort's voicemail, the caller asked if she engaged in prostate massage.

by Colo Guy August 17, 2011

College Massage

A vigorous kneading or rubbing of one person's body, most frequently the shoulders and back, by the hands of a friend or acquaintance. Usually exchanged between college or high school students with seemingly platonic motivations. Sometimes preceded by a light comfort stroke of reassurance.

Joe: "Boy, you look sore, Sarah. Why don't I help relax those achy muscles?" <Moves to place his hands on her shoulders>
Sarah: "No dice - I can see through your pathetic attempt at a college massage, Joe, and I'm not interested."

by TUnit March 31, 2008

Mego Messaging

Mego Messaging is when the person you are text messaging gives only one word responses the entire conversation.

Kaitlin: "Yo what is up dawg???"
Scott: "nothing."
Kaitlin: " How you hangin??"
Scott: "good."
Kaitlin: "WTF...QUIT MEGO MESSAGING ME!!"
Scott: "cool."

by Herps and Alexis Texas March 11, 2010

shower massage

Masterbating in the shower. When men do it it can lead to a build up of cum scum.

Adam:"I woke up with morning wood but my wife wouldn't put out"
Mark:"That sucks, what did you do about it?"
Adam:"What could I do? I went into the bathroom and gave myself a 'shower massage'!"

by Grendel177 May 30, 2016

Foot massage

The rubbing and massaging of one's feet. Often interpreted as sensual. Something you never give another man's woman.

Vincent: I ain't saying it's right. But you're saying a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm saying it does. Now look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant something. We act like they don't, but they do, and that's what's so fucking cool about them. There's a sensuous thing going on where you don't talk about it, but you know it, she knows it, fucking Marsellus knew it, and Antwone should have fucking better known better. I mean, that's his fucking wife, man. He can't be expected to have a sense of humor about that shit. You know what I'm saying?

Jules: That's an interesting point. Come on, let's get into character.

by Matt..... March 7, 2011

massage therapy

A euphemism for the sex services provided at a rub and tug massage parlour. Often used to deceive people who are not in the know, like your stupid fat bitchy boss.

Sorry, Boss, I'd love to come to that meeting but I gotta leave work early for a massage therapy appointment.

by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016

swedish massage

Essentially same as the handjob.

My gf was having her period so she gave me a Swedish massage.

by analjuggernaut November 2, 2004