mermommie

A trophy wife; she is really hot and very attentive, takes care of her man's needs

He is so lucky, he married a mermommie

by TeamKaz September 3, 2017

Mermom

When your daughters want to be Mermaids. You are a Mermom. When you're a Mom ana a Mermaid.

You are the best Mermom. Jenn is

Mermaid Rissie 's Mermom. I love you Mermom.

by Mermommy May 10, 2021

Mermoctopan

A ceremony and celebration of love were you can be who you are and love whatever you love.

Im so excited for your mermoctopan ceromony on saturday!

by RinCat! January 23, 2023

memoretarded

A state a person is in where they cannot remember anything. This is often brought on by alcohol.

Kalli is studying for her test because she is memoretarded.

by Kalli S December 24, 2008

memorectum

A memo send out by the CEO of a company that denotes a unpaid shutdown, forced time off or explains why there was or will be a layoff. Memorectums usually are sent out just before the holidays and can include pay cuts or loss of benefits. When reading the memorectum, the employee has the sensation of a large object being shoved up their rectum.

Lunchroom conversation: "Bro... did you get the memorectum Dick Head sent out today?... there's another round of paycuts and layoff next week."

by WildEddie November 4, 2009

marmolijo

a family known for being in a gang known as AKP.....crazy mofos that are always in the newspaper in orange county...

have you heard of the marmolijo's?
yes them filipino's be crazy.
we had to move out of o.c. cuz of them man.

by napkilla July 16, 2010

memorandize

When a ranking (atleast in their eyes) colleague identifies key areas of policy, procedure, nomenclature or other corporate issue.

The letter is almost exclusive sent by e-mail nowadays, but used to be typed and distributed in hard copy. It is meant to provide clarity of the rules, but also to publicly indemnify current and futures violators or said policy, procedure or nomenclature.

Like invoking Miranda Rights upon criminal suspects, the memorandizer hopes to strike fear and compliance into the hearts of would be dissenters and reinforce corporate subordinations.

The new IT Director cruized in just memorandized the shit out of the whole fucking company. Bitch must have sent 10 separate e-mails!

by mgumber September 29, 2010