Merman

1. A creature that is half-fish, half-man
2. A kind of dressing that can only be described as "table"
3. An old white guy who screams in little kids' faces about cereal box colors.

Did you see that guy? He was such a merman because he was half-fish, half-man.

Dude, look at that old white guy. I think he's screaming at some kids about cereal.

by Like Fire February 11, 2009

marimarie

a sweet girl with good hair and that loves all time low

i wish i was marimarie

by k-goods February 22, 2008

mermadillo

This is a fantasy creature whose combination is a mermaid and an armadillo. The bottom half of the creature is the mermaid-half. Its top half is the armadillo-half.

Man 1: Look at the beauty of the swimming mermadillo!

Man 2: Beauty wasn't really the word I had in mind...

by President Jack Bauer October 30, 2014

Mermaid surprise

When a male finally realizes that a woman is extremely attractive and magical in many ways. She has blonde hair, soft skin, and demands sexual attention. She swims in and out of your life over time if her fish type sonar radar feels something off.

Jimmy: I'm seeing Krista again. She's more amazing then I remember.
John: She threw you off ?
Jimmy: Yes, total mermaid surprise.

by Jimyee97 July 30, 2017

Merida

A person who really loves to ride motor scooters but repeatedly wrecks them without getting hurt.

Merida really knows how to send it!

by Pndebut April 12, 2019

mermazing

adj. Absolutely wonderful. Like a sparkly mermaid astride a unicorn.

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Why does Liv have that dreamy look in her eyes?

She was at Unicorn Sleepaway Camp. It was mermazing.

by gnostic3 July 19, 2019

mermasaurus rex

A mermasaurus rex is a mythical creature designed by 2 of the earth's most intelligent minds, Blake and Angela. It is half mermaid and half t-rex. the upper half is that of a beastly tyranosaurus rex and the lower half is a mermaid tail. The mermasaurus lives alone on remote islands around the world usually laying out in the sun, listening to boy George, doing the crossword puzzles in the New York times, chain smoking and swearing like a sailor. They can only be seen by those with an open mind or children. If you happen to be one of the lucky few who get to meet one you will likely receive a golden coin with an image of boy George on it from them. Be polite and don't act afraid or they will eat you in one bite.

The mermasaurus rex loves to sunbathe on the island.

by angeladustine77 August 22, 2019