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Mass Merchanditis

The hazy feeling one gets after spending too much time shopping at large chain stores including but not limited to Walmart, Home Depot, and Bed, Bath and Beyond. Characterized by a headache, dry eyes, blurred vision, blank stare, sore feet.
Jane had to return home immediately, take two tylenol, and a large glass of water as her day of shopping was beginning to result in a textbook case of mass merchanditis.
by John Banczak October 8, 2008
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OC Merchants

OC Merchants: let's do Chinese nigga sex
fr1ck.mp4: depends high effort memes usually take 8 hours, normal ones take about 1 all I need is the idea and im off
Entire Ironic Community: aha
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oliver marchant

has fat chode legs made out of steel. also cracks the ground the ground when he steps. he inserts it in his mums pussy.
IT IS as big as oliver marchants legs
by chode legs November 28, 2021
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Educational Mercantilism

The concept that there is a finite amount of education in a given environment, so that there is a benefit to depriving others of a quality education in order to increase the benefits to themselves.
The reason why there is little to no effort to improve failing public school systems is because those in power believe in Educational Mercantilism, and having the best education for their child means that education needs to be better than those of others.
by Auedar May 6, 2022
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Cr Marchant Middle School

The best and worst middle school in weston
It lowkey cool cuz the drama and ghettoness. but lowkey u will get some good education
fights are a W and lowkey funny
but u will get good education (science,technolagy,engernnrng,mathamatics)
Quan:WHat school yall going?
The Squad: CRrrrrr
Quan:wrddd
Them: You should come to Cr Marchant Middle School
Quan: Aiiight
by eatoncentreking October 14, 2023
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Simon Marchant

To pull a Simon Marchant is, to join a football team and costantly be on the bench.
"That Michael Owen has been pulling a Simon Marchant since he joined Real Madrid eh"?
by Dan Simmonds March 23, 2005
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The Merchandise

Any “juicy” parcels of real estate, usually on a female, but can refer to both genders.
Girl, protesting a guy’s trying to feel her up: “Hey! Who said you could sample The Merchandise?!???”
by QuacksO November 26, 2011
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