Mental Dental Oriental

The king of kool. Mental Dental Oriental. The best catchphrase evar!

"Man, I think you're the best, you're so amazing!"

"Yea! I'm Mental dental oriental!"

Mental Dental Oriental by The King....of Kool. April 7, 2005

mental masturbation 

To perform some activity, typically IT related, where performing the activity gives the performer almost sexual pleasure while doing it, yet nothing of any value or lasting value is produced. Mental masturbation is reasonably acceptable in the privacy of the performer's home, but not on their employer's time. Mental masturbation may be the reason for overly complicated and hard to understand solutions being implemented in one company, despite simpler and more commonly understood solutions being used at a number of other companies in the same industry.

To workmate, on Monday morning, "Guess what I did over the weekend! I rewrote Linux in FORTAN! Cool huh!"
Workmate, unimpressed, "That sounds like mental masturbation to me."

mental masturbation by Shylock Merchant September 22, 2008

mental porn

the act of thinking pornographic thoughts

After watching so much lesbian porn Sally has having mental porn about every girl at the office.

mental porn by shindi April 29, 2008

Mental Retardation

What Joe Biden obviously suffers from. Some people say that he has declined with age, but this is only half true, because the truth is that Joey was always a bit slow.

Guy1: Yo I think Joe Biden has the mental retardation.
Guy2: Duh?

Mental Retardation by Icy Wyte June 30, 2022

mental pupcakes

An inability or unconscious reluctance to escape the inertia of negativity. In short, the inability to pull one's head out one's own ass. (See "mental pupcakes.")

"I'm not good enough for this audition tomorrow, Jennifer. I've got to call in sick." "Nonsense, Brad! You're a brilliant actor! You're just having mental pupcakes."

mental pupcakes by namoroni September 23, 2005

Mental Ghetto 

A state of mind where you feel crummy, bitter, and depressed. Pretty much like a dirty ghetto neighborhood.

Many people feel like this on a daily basis. Thus being in a mental ghetto.

Mental Ghetto by Yuki Maara June 13, 2017

Mental blackface 

when you cause someone who is not black to think about themselves as black or imagin themselves as a black character.

Mental blackface is telling your asian girlfriend she is like Beyoncé.

Mental blackface by Ehines September 25, 2017