Muppet Entry

When your friend is visibly too drunk to be allowed into a club by a bouncer, you 'prop' him or her up, put their ID in their hands and tell them what to stay (without slurring!); albeit in a condescending tone.

Then, despite your best efforts - the idiot stuffs it up and STILL doesn't get in.

*See also: Puppet Entry*

"Billy was so trashed the other night, we tried a puppet entry but he STILL stuffed it up - Total Muppet Entry"

by Kevin Munro May 10, 2008

Muppet Mower

Someone, generally a lesbian, who likes eating out women. Much more affectionate than a carpet muncher.

Dude, Leslie is such a muppet mower. Did you see her all over that girl last night?

by EERW August 25, 2008

Miss Muppet

Also kown as Alexandra, the word can be used when you see someone wee themselves and a guy chat up youre boy friend or when a blonde comment was made.

Miss Muppet: On the menu it has chicken of the sea, is it just chicken covered in fish sauce ?

Waiter: I think you are confused, its tuna

Miss Muppet: Ok I will hae he 15kg lobster then please.

by Tommy20007 August 7, 2006

Muppet park

A muppet park is a handicapped or wheelchair parking spot. The word "muppet" is slang for a mentally retarded person and is used in Australia.

When someone is driving around in a parking lot (car park) looking for a spot, and they say "Ah! There's a good spot right in front of the store! Oh, damn it's a muppet park."

by dinders September 23, 2009

Muppeting

Verb. When you fist someone and while your fist is still in them, you say in a high pitched voice "helllooooooo."

"When I was muppeting her, I said "HELLLOOOOO, HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!"

by MagsG June 16, 2013

Muppet Baby

Term applied by the online community to describe a group of players that disagree with PvP existing in an online game. They often dont care about how other players wish to experience PvP with other random players online and their sole goal is to receive full immunity when exposing themselves to an online mode.

Other ways to describe a Muppet Baby:
-Responds to violent Role Play interaction with other players with a negative and unsporting attitude.
-Tries to amass as much wealth as possible while expecting as little conflict as possible.

Muppet Baby is similar to the term CareBear, however not used in a derogatory manner as some pro-carebear sites have banned the use of CareBear for its derogatory use. Muppet Baby is used in place to describe anti-PvP'ers and is not derogatory.

"I was playing with this kid and someone started attacking us. So I jumped in to kill the attacker, but the kid helping me turned out to be a Muppet Baby and watched me die with out helping."

"The community asked to allow open PvP in online mode. However the Muppet Babies wanted non-PvP in online mode even though they already had single player mode and friends only mode. There were not many of them, but their posting campaign on the development forum gave the development team a false impression the community wanted it, thus implementing it. The game was bankrupt a year later cause of the Muppet Babies."

by Harvard Dictionary October 6, 2013

The Muppets

the muppets is a word describing a group of teenagers 'hoodies' who mess around and cause trouble and have a laugh via making other people life harder and more annoying

"the muppets are there again"

by james still January 12, 2007