shower material scale

Scale used in prison determining how likely it is you will be penetrated in the shower

1- ugliest fattest person ever

2- Semi ugly only touched by the lowest inmates

3- eh your some what decent tred carefully

4- try not to drop the soap because your are pretty good looking

5-you are either really hot or really gay and willing

Hey Jerome you see that guy over there he's a total 5 on the shower material scale.

I bet he was gay before he did time

by Therealmvp67967 December 1, 2016

Meme Material

Meme material percentage is a number that expresses how potent to become a meme a picture is.

"Wow check that doggo picture! It has like 70% meme material."

by TheAposTall October 16, 2017

chao mates

Friends who kiss and have sex but with no commitment whatsoever the two can date outside

I am not dating brad we kissed yes but thats only cause we are chao mates

by Jraeyy February 10, 2018

dad material

a guy who is the perfect dad can cook clean and help with kids all while being super hot and sexy

patrick: “ hey look it’s david coming out of the grocery store” alex: “yea he’s dad material”

by anonymous February 5, 2019

Pleb material

Clothing/accessories made out of cheap materials or appear to be cheap or look like pjs

A- you can trying wearing your slides with socks or something

M- no man that’s pleb material

by Plebiscite November 8, 2019

player material

A person who has the personality needed to become a player.

God, Diogo doesn't want to date. I think he could be a player if he wanted, he's player material

by sofiapcampos February 26, 2020

Q-Mates

People living together while under quarantine.

I got yelled at for walking outside in a group today, but it was just me and my q-mates.

by ShorewoodScott April 1, 2020