a location or area in the home where someone most frequently masturbates. This is usually a chair in front of a home computer where internet porn can be accessed.
by veh-jay-jay January 18, 2009
Get the masturbation stationmug. Any blatant and/or pointless flaunting or exhibition of a company's name, or ridiculously obvious product placement with the capitalistic intent of selling more of said product.
Ted Rogers' renaming of the SkyDome to the Rogers Centre was clearly an act of corporate masturbation.
by jasonisjericho May 31, 2006
Get the corporate masturbationmug. Rubbing your eyes really hard due to some irritation or allergy! And you keep on rubbing them because it feels so good and it's like eye masturbation
by SFSKMD February 1, 2014
Get the eye masturbationmug. When a male or female takes a break from their normal masturbation tendencies. Usually to increase sexual pleasure during intercourse, also used as a challenge.
by Jake & Drew March 25, 2011
Get the Masturbation Vacationmug. We debated and created a perfect system of government, but it was all just mental masturbation, really.
by Ryan May 13, 2005
Get the Mental Masturbationmug. (n)The act of masturbating with great physical fury; masturbating with extreme or violent vigor. Sometimes abbreviated as furiousbait
Other forms: Furiously Masturbate, Furiously Masturbating
Other forms: Furiously Masturbate, Furiously Masturbating
In fits of rage Johnny tended to blow of steam by using furious masturbation sometimes nearly chafing his dick off.
by Speedo_spink August 13, 2006
Get the furious masturbationmug. Pain and swelling in the muscle around the mid-arm, elbow area which is caused by excessive masturbating. Not to be confused with Gamer's Wrist.
"Look at that huge whelp on Johnny's arm. Think he gets beaten?"
"Nah, it's probably Masturbator's Cramp."
"Nah, it's probably Masturbator's Cramp."
by DesPERRYado April 21, 2005
Get the masturbator's crampmug.