masterbacin'

what you do when looking at bacon porn.

Last night, when I was looking at bacon porn, I started masterbacin'

by cjsnickers April 23, 2009

Master Sesh

When a person or group of people smoke(s) a massive amount of marijuana in one sitting.

Stoner 1: "Homie, my friend and I had a master sesh last night. We smoked a quad between the two of us."

by JDRstoned August 17, 2009

manper

man pamper session - when a man treats himself to beauty treatment or similar

just going for my manper session before lunch with the lads

by H5RMJ December 28, 2015

master b8

When an advertisement for a porn site pops up on your screen.

I tried to get some stuff done on the Internet, but some master b8 popped up and I spent the next the next thirty minutes in the bathroom.

by The All-Seeing Pie July 30, 2016

Manperbole

Everyday male exaggeration; like hyperbole but less imaginative, interesting and outlandish.

Manperbole:
A woman looked at you in a bar becomes; "man, she was all over me."
"Really? Are you sure that's not manperbole?"

You caught a fish becomes the manperbolic; "man, I caught two fish."

by WatfordDave June 2, 2018

Master Salty

a female who scares people when disagreed with. The people she cares most about are the ones she treats the worst. Has difficulty expressing emotion constructively when aggravated. Be careful the salt is contagious.

Master salty got upset today when her boyfriend didn't have enough gas to take her to get her nails done. Master salty felt satisfaction while emotionally crippling her loved one.

by Insatiable me September 18, 2018

Masterbaster

Someone who is really good at using a turkey baster

Give me that turkey baster

Here, woah bro your a masterbaster

by CodeBlueCodeBlue November 8, 2019