Marriage

Betting half your stuff you'll love them forever

I'm a gambler, I very much believe in marriage.

by D-Monkey May 25, 2018

manningless

to be without your most valuable asset for an unknown period of time, which may or may not be a HOF quarterback with an injured neck.

The Texans didn't even feel the need to practice for the game this week, since the Colts were manningless.

by havlorech September 12, 2011

Marriage-zoned

Where a girl friendzones a guy so hard that she asks him to be her husband on Facebook. Generally one of the highest levels of friendzoneage.

Ally: Jacob, you're my best friend and I love you so much!
Jacob: Love you too.
Ally: Omg, will you marry me on Facebook to show our best-friendness?!
Jacob: *dejectedly* sure.
Jacob (thinking): I just got marriage-zoned. This is even worse than being friendzoned...

by Friendzoning Fiend July 18, 2013

marriage sick

The feeling when you start hating being nagged to marry or hear people getting married all around you.

After the whole season of marriages , he has become marriage sick

by Ishuwithnoissue May 17, 2016

Mariangle

Mariangle a strong yet emotional person. She can do many things she’s funny, playful, friendly. Yet hold some emotion but gets pass them and always has hope. Everyone Loves to have a Mariangle in their life!

Boy 1:“Everyone loves Mariangle !”
Boy 2: yep she makes everyone turn heads and look at her”

by Djjosh1325 January 17, 2018

Marriage Meal

When she makes a meal SO GOOD that you be wanting to marry her afterwards

This lobster mac and cheese is a Marriage Meal

by Shasta P. McNasty November 11, 2019

Margingeralized

When someone with red hair and freckles is discriminated against because of their appearance.

"We're all going to the beach, but you're not invited! That's right, you've been margingeralized."

by Dsgoodrow January 31, 2020