Mario Dick

A dick that is short and fat. comparable with the fact Mario and Luigi have different heights and weights.
Basically a chode.

Hahaha Jamie really has a Mario Dick!

by tommyboygamer123 July 6, 2020

mature mario

How to explain Luigi from Super Mario Bros.

Person 1: "How would you describe Luigi?"
Person 2: "Mature Mario."

by therealpufferfish June 5, 2023

Mario bump

If you have a very low tolerance for cocaine and want the smallest amount possible, but that will still get you high, just ask for a Mario bump, Or if your already really coked out and just need one more small hit.

Yo I don’t really do coke that much, can I just get a Mario bump?

I’m so high right now, don’t give a me a big line I’ll just take a Mario bump.

by cambodia January 17, 2021

Mario Nakazawa

A professor at Berea College. Also called Dr. Mario.

Student: I got an A in Mario Nakazawa's class.
Mario Nakazawa: That's so formal. You can call me Dr. Mario.

by TaxasRangers2020 November 3, 2021

Mario Treats

Psilocybin containing mushrooms that are used recreationally to attain a "high". Nickname comes from Nintendo's classic game, Mario, where Mario and Luigi eat various mushrooms to attain either an extra life, a "1UP", or an extra hit.

"Hey man, those Mario treats kicked my ass last night."
"Yeah, I was tripping pretty hard."

by Hippiekid42 June 17, 2009

Mario Lopez

1) The total DB from Saved By the Bell (R) and America's Best Dance Crew (R), was also featured on the cover of Muscle and Body (R) Magazine. Is a total flaming homosexual(denying it of course) but still shines himself up, works out way too much, has freakishly huge dimples, has greasy Clark Kent hair, talks with a slight lisp, is a complete toolbag/toolbelt, uses terms and words he shouldn't be using, is the whitest latino man in the world. Also is in love with JC Chasez.

2) anybody who shares any of the traits listed above.

Normal person 1: "Dude, you know that fruitcup that works over at the gas station?"
Normal person 2: "The one who is a total Douchie McGee with the huge muscles?"
Person 1:"And wears those see-through mesh tank tops?"
Person 2:"Yeah"
Person 1:"Isn't he a total Mario Lopez?"
Person 2:"Yea!"

by dhawk123 March 7, 2009

Flaming mario

The term used for a homosexual that has a mustache, and makes Mario Noises when enjoying anal sex.

That dude looks like a Flaming Mario!

by Jeff Layton October 1, 2007