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magnificent hair

extremely long hair on a female, well beyond the shoulders!

this sometimes serves as 'bait' for the male, then; after the couple has 'paired up', and their partnership becomes more 'businesslike', the "magnificent hair" is replaced with the super-short 'pixie-look'. the logic behind this is, "it takes less time to maintain"!?

this development is a sorrowful one!!, -the more creative mind/s have been known to figure at least one way to incorporate the "magnificent hair" into the sex act as well!!
that is the most magnificent hair i have seen in a good while!! (response) -truly! -the mind wanders......!
she got her law degree, then pixified her long, magnificent hair!
she wasn't the most attractive of females, but had long magnificent hair!!
once dan and judy began industrial reproduction, it was time for judy to 'dump' and pixify her long, magnificent silky hair!!
by michael foolsley February 19, 2010
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Iron Manning

V. Ejaculating on a woman's chest after sex, turning all the lights off and shining a UV light on her chest, which will cause the ejaculate to glow, much like the arc reactor in implanted in Tony Stark's chest in the popular Marvel comic Iron Man.
Guy 1: Milly was wondering why I put a UV light above the bed yesterday. Tonight she's in for a surprise.

Guy 2: Haha, dude you should totally send me pics of you iron manning her!

Guy1: No. That's just weird Chad, get a girlfriend already you huge creep.
by doodledip June 9, 2012
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Peyton Manning

Surprising someone by pulling down your shorts and sitting on their face.
"Man I got a Peyton Manning today, It was the gluteus maximus, the rectum, the testicles and the area in between the testicles. And all that was on my face."
by Darth Wingender March 7, 2016
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magnirrific

For those days when you're feeling a little bit magnificent, but a little more modest than that, and "terrific" just won't cut it, use this word.
The magnirrific performance was better than most and had some great moments, but it might still need some polishing.
by The Prairie Mankster August 24, 2010
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Macnien

Macnien's are tall girls who can be rude and sweet at the same time. Macnien's may have a lot of pimples on face, but is still perfect on the inside. Macnien's are very helpful at some times, but she is very open expressing and not afraid to embarrass herself in front of others. Macnien's are very fashionable and stylish. Macnien's can maybe overreact over some things and can cry over sad things. Macnien's can be a bit mischevios and irresponsible at times, but always comes through at the end.

~a girl I can't live without
Macnien is a sweet generous girl who can be rude and nice at the same time.
by ssolover3 May 5, 2015
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Magnificent

The greatest piece of art to ever exist In the universe .a truly amazing spectical that has no equal I. This or the next life
That gummy bear is magnificent. amazing and one of a kind
by Rollin thunder November 20, 2018
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Super Manning

A sex position akin to the missonary position, with the person on top extending their arms and legs and humming the superman theme.
S.C.: (Humming superman theme song)
S.K.: What are you doing?
S.C.: I'm Super Manning
by Nachington December 2, 2010
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