No matter what this person does, they'll get hurt. They're very unlucky, and even the best of situations can be ruined within a few seconds. Pain Magnets tend to be very kind though... Well... Unless you do something to make them angry. Then they'll cause you pain, or at least try to.
Pain Magnet: Well, it hurt to walk, but I managed to do some of the stuff I had to do
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Pain Magnet: And all this happened because my sister forgot a toy duck in the car
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Other Person That I Didn't Name: Worse things may happen... Y'know... Since you're a pain magnet, but you'll be able to persevere!
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Pain Magnet: And all this happened because my sister forgot a toy duck in the car
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Other Person That I Didn't Name: Worse things may happen... Y'know... Since you're a pain magnet, but you'll be able to persevere!
by Hi I'm Tori And I Hate Rhymes July 19, 2021
Get the Pain Magnetmug. 
A person who possible suffer trauma and before they can recover is vampired on by winged monkeys for the puppet master asshole who then sends his cousin and cousins of evil to victimize feed off a blessed person to make them w whore or take them in control. someone who is unable heal by means of evil to be hit on by assholese who are need of someone out of thier leuge and damage as means for said asshole to not fix themself and abuse others.. for means and ways.. shes a sad and unwilling asshole magnet now.
The guy at the place trying to get into someone else space and mind fuck them is a complet edick whip. that girls trauma has made her a complete asshole magnet all over again. she is an asshole magnet.
by assole magnet November 23, 2020
Get the asshole magnet.mug. Someone who constantly attracts attention from sketchy people.
A sketch magnet may or may not enjoy the shady people who always want to associate with them.
A sketch magnet may or may not enjoy the shady people who always want to associate with them.
Girl 1: "Yeah, remember that sleazy guy I hooked up with back in the day? He wants to hang out again next time he's in town."
Girl 2: "Gross. You're such a sketch magnet."
Girl 2: "Gross. You're such a sketch magnet."
by SunnyMuffinss April 7, 2011
Get the Sketch Magnetmug. Debby: "ew. who's that whore?"
Brenda: "John's new girlfriend. i've heard that she's slept with the whole football team."
Debby: "John's such a fucking Trick Magnet."
Brenda: "John's new girlfriend. i've heard that she's slept with the whole football team."
Debby: "John's such a fucking Trick Magnet."
by j0shuapwnzn00bz March 2, 2011
Get the Trick Magnetmug. A Seimen Magnet is someone who attracts STD's at a quicker pace than the rest of those who are sexually active. You can generally recognise these types by their plasterboard makeup, low cut tops, almost invisible skirts despite the weather being a minus degree or several outside. Also see 'slut', 'sure thing' and 'how soon can I get a doctors appointment?' for more information.
by Geektacular February 10, 2015
Get the Seimen Magnetmug. Fight-magnet: A person who is bound to or easily get involved in a physical fight at any public place with little provocation.
Eg:- We are going out partying tonight, so please leave your brother at home. Once he drinks, he becomes a "fight-magnet" and we don't want trouble.
by sleekspirit23 July 13, 2016
Get the fight-magnetmug.