splooge magnet

promiscuous girl

guy1: did you hear, paris hilton has a new sex tape
guy2: again? what a splooge magnet

by Carlo999 June 30, 2011

furry magnet

Hairy female genitalia

The furry magnet got me again

by Rossco August 19, 2017

faggot magnets

1. two gay people, of the same gender, who are together all the time.

2. plural of faggot magnet

1. carly: “ashley and lexi are such faggot magnets!”
jennifer: “what do you mean?”
carly: “they’re always together! we all know those sleepovers aren’t just friendly!”
1. kevin: “do you think brandon and matt are secretly together?
liam: “yeah they’re total faggot magnets.”
kevin: “what do you mean?”
liam: “they’re always ‘hanging out,’ and neither of them ever talk about dating. something is definitely going on between them, if you know what i mean”
2. more than one faggot magnet

by bandaidbrandbitch October 21, 2018

asshole magnet.

A person who possible suffer trauma and before they can recover is vampired on by winged monkeys for the puppet master asshole who then sends his cousin and cousins of evil to victimize feed off a blessed person to make them w whore or take them in control. someone who is unable heal by means of evil to be hit on by assholese who are need of someone out of thier leuge and damage as means for said asshole to not fix themself and abuse others.. for means and ways.. shes a sad and unwilling asshole magnet now.

The guy at the place trying to get into someone else space and mind fuck them is a complet edick whip. that girls trauma has made her a complete asshole magnet all over again. she is an asshole magnet.

by assole magnet November 23, 2020

Seimen Magnet

A Seimen Magnet is someone who attracts STD's at a quicker pace than the rest of those who are sexually active. You can generally recognise these types by their plasterboard makeup, low cut tops, almost invisible skirts despite the weather being a minus degree or several outside. Also see 'slut', 'sure thing' and 'how soon can I get a doctors appointment?' for more information.

"If you want to get laid, just go find a Seimen Magnet at the club. But double rubber it."

by Geektacular February 10, 2015

Sketch Magnet

Someone who constantly attracts attention from sketchy people.

A sketch magnet may or may not enjoy the shady people who always want to associate with them.

Girl 1: "Yeah, remember that sleazy guy I hooked up with back in the day? He wants to hang out again next time he's in town."

Girl 2: "Gross. You're such a sketch magnet."

by SunnyMuffinss April 7, 2011

Trick Magnet

1. A man who attracts Tricks.
2. Someone who always gets with slutty bitches.

Debby: "ew. who's that whore?"

Brenda: "John's new girlfriend. i've heard that she's slept with the whole football team."

Debby: "John's such a fucking Trick Magnet."

by j0shuapwnzn00bz March 2, 2011