jess madigan 

The most beautiful girl you will ever see. Bubbly,kind, caring, hilarious. Hot.

I want a friend like Jess Madigan.

jess madigan by Zzzeea January 28, 2018

garden meditation 

Thoughtfully tending to your ladygarden; jilling off.

Lady Chatterley thought of Mellors and his John Thomas as she indulged in a little garden meditation.

garden meditation by Mavis O'Reilly June 1, 2018

angus madigan 

basically jesus with a controller, literally able to carry bj in any game he plays with him. the combination on beard and mustache has all the teachers at his school fucking shaking in their boots. known as gus or gusatron to his friends.

God damn it Gus, you pumped my mum again!
Ah! Angus!
Angus Madigan has the got the dub again.

angus madigan by bj is bad November 15, 2019

masturbation meditation 

A deep state of mind that allows you to cum with nothing touching your dick/vagina.

Masturbation meditation

masturbation meditation by Reagulayte January 3, 2020

Operant Meditation

Meditation that is satisfying clarity of mind while able to operate in a given task, thoughtless intellect, spacing out awarely

We are informed by the news, to avoid stress, we look at it with operant meditation.
The Buddha had taught us to calmly love the world with operant meditation.
I listened and did operant meditation, wasn't "spacing out!"

Operant Meditation by Westward Idealist June 8, 2020

Dame Maldita Banda 

Caribbean Spanish (Dominican Republic) slang meaning “leave me the fuck alone”, “get away from me”, “don’t bother me”, etc.

Dame maldita banda ya aléjate de mi!

Leave me the fuck alone get away from me!

Dame Maldita Banda by ninalamasfina August 13, 2023

Pre Marital Mario Sex

Two Italian partners take turns acting like Mario jumping to get a power up. Instead the power up is the other partners butthole and your must fist it.

Me and my hot ass fiancé did the pre marital Mario sex the other day.

Pre Marital Mario Sex by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024