Mufflerfucker 

Cool way of saying ricer. It refers to the fact that ricers install fartcans to substitute for mufflers. Also, fartcans look like glory holes.

Ricer: I just installed a fartcan on my Civic!
Person: Mufflerfucker!

Mufflerfucker by captaincanadaswonderland March 26, 2022

Muffle-me-puffer 

A fart of average to loud volume that sounds muffled due to various factors. (fabric/thickness of pants, position, etc.)

Oh, that fart was a muffle-me-puffer!

Muffle-me-puffer by Peachfuzz Jimmy February 7, 2009

Muffle Gruffle 

A phrase used to express feelings of contentness, frustration, and many other emotions.

While laying on the sofa with your loved one and enjoying a cozy day in, one might sigh and say "Muffle Gruffle," as they snuggle in.

Boss: Hey Johnson, your quarterly report is due at noon.

Johnson: (under his breathe) Muffle Gruffle...son of a...

Muffle Gruffle by Moose Wrassler April 3, 2009

muffles 

term of endearment given to a co-worker, usually the smartest, always the most fun, and often the best looking person in the company.

nickname given to an abnormally strong man from someone with a severe lisp.

Tonight is going to suck unless muffles comes.

Muffles at my last job was not as fun as our muffles.

muffles by manny_ortiz September 9, 2009

Muffle Bug

The indecent of a nark about to nark on a 'bad' thing. And then just as the nark is about to say the 'bad' thing a 'good' person jumps in and puts their hand directly over the nark's mouth and puts in a fake 'good' story to cover up.

Nark: You see, Matt and Joe were drinking b--

*Matt lurches at the nark and puts his hand over his mouth.*

Matt: B-beverages! we were drinking certain beverages!

Joe: Yes, yummy beverages!

Nark: Dude! You Muffle Bugged me!

Muffle Bug by Mystery Lady 2011 February 24, 2011

Muffled-Torpedo 

(Muff-l-ed; Tor-peed-oh): The action of first man or

woman's anus passing gas at the moment that it is being

penetrated by second man's penis. The penis of man two is

referred to as the torpedo being muffled by the fart of man

or woman one. Can be pleasurable and sexy. Can be

embarassing and awkward.

Tyrese: "TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT MUH-FUCKA!"

Deejanaye: "OH, BABY! YOU DO IT SO GOOD... Um, excuse me..."

Tyrese: "Damn, baby! That felt good! Shit, do dat again!"

Deejanaye: "I didn't mean to."

Tyrese: "Naa, baby! Ain't nothin' wrong with a little muffled-torpedo!"

Muffled-Torpedo by The Choco September 23, 2011

muffercut 

When in the course of providing extreme cunnilingual pleasure to a ladyfriend, you cause her to have such an intense orgasm that her muscles spasm and she violently thrusts her pelvis up....into your face.

I was going down on Jackie so good, she came like a banshee and gave me the gnarliest muffercut....we both blacked out.

muffercut by dan92672 November 8, 2012