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Dirty Mong 

When someone is a dirty mong, they are known for living in tents and having very hairy posterior dimensions along with being very bad at video games due to their low IQ.
Dirty mongs are compulsive liars and love to make up lies about their friends and fake scenarios which never happened.
Coby: "Have you heard Dylan finally got his new drone and sniffing salts?!"

Me: "Ugh that dirty mong is at it again, don't believe any of his filthy lies, the dirty tent inhabitant"

Dylan: "When I was 4 years old I fell off a mountain while me and my uncle were hunting for wolves after we finished watching the local sumo wrestling tournament"
Everyone: "Shut up you dirty honking mong you're so annoying lad fuck me"
Dirty Mong by Parker Parker January 23, 2023
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ming mong 

An offensive word used to describe the residents of Hazelrigg Village
‘I’m from Hazelrigg.’
‘Okay so you’re a ming mong
ming mong by epic funny February 19, 2023
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Will Mong 

Will is a abosolute fucking mong and does not belong in group A more like group Z
Whose that fella speaking enchantment table?

- Oh yeah that just Will Mong
Will Mong by jeldog May 3, 2023

Kingle Mong 

When you fail a task so miserably that you can't even remember what the original task was.
Jerry kingle monged building that thing and ended up with a birdhouse
Kingle Mong by Crack Sparrow December 20, 2023

MAGA-mong 

Someone who is totally and irrationally devoted to Trump and the MAGA movement.
My friend recently had a full frontal lobotomy, suddenly started wearing a MAGA hat and has put up photos of Trump and Putin in his house. Is he now a MAGA-mong?

My cousin Cletus donates his entire welfare check to Save America and has to steal cars to feed his 11 kids. Surely he must be a MAGA-mong?
MAGA-mong by Timzyx February 23, 2024

ging mong chong ming chong 

OMG ITS A ging mong chong ming chong, Got your guns ready?

grit mong 

a nice booty, bubble butt, wonderfully shaped ass
"damn, im telling u dawg that's a nice grit mong"
grit mong by niggafive August 30, 2025