miffer

miffer-esque(noun); channeling your inner mike mcadam, by wearing guy-liner, and trying to be emo, just because of your girlfriend.

"i think i might wear eyeliner tomorrow"

"dude, thats totally miffer-esque."

by hfhhf January 10, 2009

MILF

Acronym standing for "Mother I'd Like to Fuck". Unwise to use in most circumstances.

If your neighbor's fifteen year old daughter has a kid, then no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF

If your mom if really fine looking, no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF

If your best friend gets raped and has a baby, then no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF.

Dude, Brian's mom is a total MILF.

by Alphonze May 31, 2011

MILF

Acronym meaning Mother I'd Love to Fuck. Used to describe a physically / sexually attractive woman of an age likely to have teenage sons of her own (generally 35-50). Term widely used by said teenage sons, most often in reference to each other's mothers. When with their Boyz, they joke about MILFs... privately, they go home and fap themselves rotten thinking about the MILFs they just joked about.

"Dude... J-Dogg's moms got an ass you want to eat lunch from! Total MILF!"

by The Evil Steve August 24, 2005

milf

Mom I Love Forever! Non sexual definition.

My Mom, You're a wonderful MILF, Happy Mother's Day

by Jonathan Rowe December 27, 2008

Mifflin

Colossal block party occurring annually, usually the second to last weekend prior to finals, on Mifflin Street in Madison, Wisconsin.

"Wow dude, I got so fucked up at Mifflin!"
"Yeah bro, me too! I was doing a beer bong when I saw some girl fall off a balcony!"

by wiscvic3 May 6, 2009

milfalicious

to describe a mother of children as hot. similar to its early 90s cousin babealicious milfalicious is used on the occasion where the hot female is a milf

wow.. shes hot
"oh laura yeah, shes got a couple of kids now"
mmm.. milfalicious

by kingarthur83rd September 8, 2007

MILF & Cookies

1) Danger Kitty
2) A hot Mom with Great Tits. (Real or Fake)
3) A Cougar that's out with younger female friends.

I'm hungry for some pussy. I'm going out to see if I can't pick up some MILF & Cookies.

by Meat Sock February 26, 2009