Gigachad Message

Gigachad sez: On Urban Dictionary, you don't have to be a real dummy and post inappropriate definitions about stuff. Think about your little brother and also if your family sees your definition on the site. You don't have to try and be someone else you're not by writing retardish definitions that may appear funny but in reality are extremely stupid and gross. Be yourself. Don't try to appear funny to other people, just be your normal self.

The Gigachad message is explained above. By writing normal definitions, you are a real chad and not a jerkoff virgin.

by KaRizzmuh February 23, 2023

gets the message

To understand the real meaning of what someone is trying to communicate.

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I keep dropping hints about a pay rise, but my boss just never gets the message

by anonymous January 22, 2023

Alpine Text Message

To write your name in the snow in pee. To go pee in the mountains.

Hey, I need to go write an alpine text message.

by Mountainmanreese January 26, 2019

message-apocalypse

When you accidentally send an embarrassing message to someone and your life is in danger of being ruined.

Shoot, I just texted Josh that I love him and moved all the way across the country just to live by him!
Steve Jobs: Hah! Message-apocalypse!

by TheRealTrueHero August 10, 2017

a message for the future

I am 15 doing careers homework, i have no gf, 2 exes? i hope to become a mechanical engineer and provide for my family favorite games: deepwoken, roblox studio stuff like that. dad just made grilled cheese,im listening to open.spotify.com/track/5BlK5OjYdXCYFPOTr7sAXj (add a https) thats all. Bye, Tyler

you imagine life how it was, a message for the future

by maplecookie_s September 21, 2024

Message

Urban dictionary people, do you need help? Allow this message to go through if you do, and tell me your location. help is on the way.

Message for all urban dictionary workers. We wish you the best of luck.

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner November 20, 2022

Message-bomb

When you are typing a message to someone (especially a long and meaningful one) and while you are typing it, they send you a message (usually a question) and you have to erase everything and change your entire message

Jake: So what happened last night? Did you tell Ella that you like her?
John: No, I was typing, and then she totally message-bombed me and asked me to tell her the answers to the homework so I never got the chance
Jake: hate it when that happens

by SadMostDays December 20, 2013