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Mates wifeing

The act of going to a company corporate event with a free bar getting really drunk and leaving the event to shag your mates wife.
I cant wait for the kick off event next week! I might even get to do some mates wifeing.
by A mates wife August 8, 2019
mugGet the Mates wifeingmug.

the main mates

an A1 band made by some really talented kids
by Chef Dat Boi R Dee April 26, 2017
mugGet the the main matesmug.

Loo Mates

Office workers who end up meeting only in the loo because their bladders seem to be better synchronised than their calendars.
Dan and Stan are really close loo mates - they bumped into each other three times in the washroom yesterday.
by Mohit Hira August 15, 2011
mugGet the Loo Matesmug.

Online Mating

Exclusively engaging in sexual acts within the online dating community.
Brian- "yo I'm texting this girl I met online... I'm just trying to smash."
Ethan- "oh bro, you're not online dating.. You're online mating!"
by Ethan Kaplan December 10, 2013
mugGet the Online Matingmug.

mate juice

mate juice is when cum comes out of ur partner/mate.
guy 1: yo how was that bitch u fucked yesterday
guy 2: kept spewing out her mate juice
by The Guy Who Stalks You November 13, 2017
mugGet the mate juicemug.

Ol' Mate

An Australian term for someones who name youve forgoten or dont know
"So i was just minding my buisness getting some chips at the shop and i run into one of my ol' mates!"
by C.T Tracy December 20, 2022
mugGet the Ol' Matemug.

my mate

someone you introduce to others when you really ain't got a clue who they are
by blue ship October 1, 2006
mugGet the my matemug.

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