Making yourself a sneaky packed lunch using the contents of a hotel buffet breakfast to save a few quid. Works especially well in ski resorts.
by HannahBanana83 January 29, 2018
Get the Tony lunchmug. "Huh. So many people complaining about school lunches here. Am I THIS ungodly lucky to the point that I get a school that serves actually edible lunches that isn't just raw fruit or raw vegetables? I couldn't imagine if my school lunches were worse than prison food."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022
Get the school lunchesmug. During the workweek when you've enjoyed a phenomenal lunch that most assuredly included a cold adult beverage? You are enveloped with a euphoric feeling of contentment. Then some dufus co-worker brings up work issues or a technical discussion.
by Dots-R-Us August 28, 2013
Get the Lunch Erectionmug. Food that a multi trillion country doesn't fucking care about, lunch ladies who are in their 50's who can't cook for shit and forces you to get a fruit, and expired food. The milk is a unknown brand that nobody knows about, it has the humor of a 4 year old who watches pbs kids for a living, and it is usually horrendous on a daily basis and is 2 weeks expired. The meat is somehow cooked but pink on the inside, the lunch ladies probably used a toaster to cook it, and they cant cut burger bread and still wonder why the fuck nobody grabs it. Pizza that you could've ordered from Little Caesars or Papa Johns etc but they want to make their own grotesque food, it contains expired ass cheese, cold pepperonis, and moldy ass bread. After you get your lunch, you have to sit on atrocious tables, which has food under it, and eat the nasty ass food. And if that isn't worse you get bitches micro managing and monitoring you, sees a hoodie on someones head and then acts like the whole world is ending and wonder why they aren't teacher of the year. Lastly, you get forced into a strict penitentiary called class and waste 109635.66 hours of your life.
by infectz March 12, 2022
Get the Sch00l Lunchmug. Type of lunch that you have with the opposite sex for the first time. If the meeting place for lunch is in a bad part of town (hookers on Queensway) or the restaurant is dicey, you may be having unprotected lunch.
Jenn:
I'd love to have lunch with you Jay but that part of town is gross.
Jay:
I understand, I wasn't really down for having unprotected lunch on our first date either.
I'd love to have lunch with you Jay but that part of town is gross.
Jay:
I understand, I wasn't really down for having unprotected lunch on our first date either.
by Cumbersnatched December 3, 2019
Get the unprotected lunchmug. having sex while using saran wrap in place of a condom. coined by The Simpsons creator Matt Groening in his comic strip Life in Hell.
Lacking any Coney Island whitefish, Brenda and Eddie impulsively decided to do it lunch style. Both of them would later regret the decision, for different reasons.
by JohnnyLurg December 31, 2011
Get the lunch stylemug. If you're bored of a normal 69, why not try eating each others ass at the same time. Have an Oxford lunch
by Whenorwhereidk January 30, 2021
Get the Oxford lunchmug.