Camp loaf

When you take a shit in your friends tent, leaving it to rot in the summer heat while the two of you go canoeing for the day.

So Mike and I took a paddle that morning and the fucker camp loafed my tent!

by Timay! March 19, 2021

Rusty loaf

A sexual act involving the production of baked goods following the excessive consumption of raw ginger, Typically involving an oven door, loaf tray and Filipino prostitute.

What are your plans this weekend Jim?
Going to see if I can find a nice Filipino lady that's keen in a rusty loaf wanna join me?

by Flatline fister July 4, 2018

torpedo loaf

A loaf so big it tears the asshole

Just dropped incredible power torpedo loaf

by Torpedo loaf February 1, 2016

Cat Loaf

When a cats limbs go away

The Cat Loaf

by pokeyofthelost December 1, 2020

goat loaf

steaming rancid goat turd

dude dropped a massive goat loaf barking and foaming at the ass
nearly puked

by rancid ass foam September 26, 2021

Sugar Loafing

When two people actively rub their love handles together (it is only sugar loafing if it is over 5 minutes)

Nancy and Greg must really love each other, we heard them sugar loafing all weekend long

by Richiesugarpapa February 10, 2017

Urchin Loaf

when you super glue golf tees to your ball sack to simulate a sea urchin and then make your sexual partner swallow it

Yo, I just made Gabby swallow my urchin loaf, she gagged so hard and coughed up blood, it was awesome.

by haquefer February 10, 2017