moon lander

Getting to 3rd base with a guy

Tyler: "Chris will planting his flag in that guys moon. Moon landing succesful".
Harold: "Chris is the best moon lander"
Tyler : "He is my idol!!"

by Ben Mi hover March 30, 2016

Man Landers

It's like an Ann Landers advice columnist only it is a male giving the advice.

I don't understand what it is that my boyfriend /spouse wants from me. Maybe I will ask Man Landers

by Easy bake October 10, 2017

Kalie Linden

A beautiful girl that is just the definition of perfection. She is hard-headed at times but will always be the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She will make you fall in love the second you meet her. No other girl is of any comparison. Her smile could brighten any day. Her eyes are amazing and you could stare into them for hours. She is just the best and any guy would be lucky to have such am amazing girl. She belongs with an amazing guy who's name is preferably Josh.

That Kalie Linden is such an amazing swimmer!

by Josh 2929 March 3, 2019

Francisco Lindor

Lindor is the shortstop for the Cleveland Indians. He is fucking bad ass shortstop and would win mvp if it wasn’t for trout and bregman. He also would win more gold gloves if it wasn’t for Simmons

Dam Francisco lindor just hit a ball out of the stadium

by Lindorisagod October 13, 2019

sweatshirt liner

a shirt you own but only ever wear under a sweatshirt because you wouldn't want to be caught dead wearing it. every time you see it, you question why you even own it.

I bought that meme shirt at Hot Topic a year ago but it only ever comes out of my dresser in the winter. It's just another sweatshirt liner at this point.

by hashtag_hashtag September 27, 2020

pp lingers

That somewhat burning lingering sensation you get after an ejaculation. it will linger for some, time but will slowly fade away without you even noticing.

bro 1: Hey bro you, you wanna play lightsabers with our dicks?
bro 2: damn bro, I cant. I still got them pp lingers from my nut earlier...
bro 1: damn, that sucks bro. I heard hot showers help tho, did you try that?
bro 2: gee bro, I didn't. thanks! I'm gonna try it now! wanna join?
bro 1: hell yea! be in there in 5!

by Charix December 8, 2020

Victor Lindelöf

The best Swedish(or Scandinavian tbh) defender to grace the planet. Sexy beast who defends exceptionally and looks good while doing it. Not rated by casuals which in itself is an accomplishment.

Swedish supremacy, that's all.

God, I wish I could be like Victor Lindelöf......

by smugavelli March 17, 2021