amphibian face lift

a process where one is punched in the face
and then drowned

coined from the song "shapeshift"

i will punch you in the mouth and then i will drown you
amphibian face lift

by -_+*+_- December 10, 2010

A Gentleman’s Lift

When your golf ball lands in a bad spot, so you move it to a better spot without incurring a penalty stroke.

Mike: “What a horrible tee shot, how am I going to hit it from there?”

Jamie: “Just use a Gentleman’s Lift”

by Foggy Clue September 10, 2020

too gay to lift

if someone is too gay to lift, it means they are too gay to be able to lift anything.

guy 1: I'm too gay to lift!
guy 2: Horray. Me too.

by minihoot December 13, 2024

Windy Lift

When you fart in an elevator.

*gets out of the elevator* “ bro I just made that shit a windy lift!”

by Pillop June 2, 2022

lift your skull

Mild intoxication. More than a buzz, but less than being trashed.

Boy, that German lager can really lift your skull with just one bottle.

by Peanut Alley August 10, 2008

I lift at home

A phrase commonly used as an excuse to not work out in a proper gym or weight room. Usually pertains to the person curling and benching for 5 minutes and stating that they have completed a full workout.

Person 1: Bro, you trying to work out tonight?

Person 2: Nah, I lift at home. Not really in the mood for staying after to work out tonight.

by Juanthejumper September 11, 2016

lunar lift-off

Two people stand butt to butt and fart simultaneously. Performing this on the moon while naked can result in forces capable of granting the human body an escape velocity from the lunar surface.

My coworker and I had a lunar lift-off that could rival the Apollo missions.

by Hope Fully August 18, 2022