librahood

space inside of, and neighborhood around a library.

See youz around the librahood!

by TurnipTrucker September 2, 2009

libracation

The act of fornicating in, on, or directly outside of a library.

"Excuse me, ms. librarian, would you like to engage in some libracation over in the adult fiction section?"

by hopeless bromantic October 21, 2012

The Rude Librarian

When you shush somebody while placing your middle finger on your lips instead of the traditional index finger, indicating that they should not only silence themselves, but fuck off as well. Best used against someone in mid-sentence.

Guy1- "Are you completely retar..."
Guy2-(placing middle finger on lips)- "Shhhhh"
Guy3- "oh shit, he just gave you The Rude Librarian!"

by El Muchacho Grande February 16, 2012

Library

When a man cums on a magazine and rolls it and stuffs it in anothers butt hole.

Gay Guy 1: "Hey Skip!"
Gay Guy 2: "Hey Buddy!"
Gay Guy 1: "You Wanna Go In The 'Library' and...?"
Gay Guy 2: "Hellz Yeah! HARDCORE!"

by streetbloodking March 30, 2010

Libra

Libra's are rude and selfish. they only ever think of themselves. they usually think their hot shit and act like they are better then you. they are very toxic

girl 1: "Shes so toxic and selfish."

girl 2: "Must be a Libra."

by personwhoexistsinhistory May 31, 2020

library

A place in the olden days where people would go to find information on various things. Nowadays, you can just find this same information on the internet from your own home without needing to go to the library.

In current times, since not many people go to the library, they have added computers with internet access, which is mostly used by bums or other homeless people looking for porn.

"what stinks at this library? oh, nevermind, i see a bum over there looking at porn, it looks like he hasn't showered in a month"

by Dover July 28, 2003

librarian

a really big bitch that all of the world wants to die

omg my mom is a total librarian

by voice of the american people April 9, 2005