“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”
by heyheyheyyeh May 27, 2022

by Influxter October 25, 2023

When one goes out sporting a coat or jacket but all of the homies are rocking super cool gilet and hoody combos!
Hey Bruh! check out those super cool legends over there wearing gilets!! Wait, who is that 'gilet-less' nerd with them wearing a jacket - what a loser! I would never do that, how embarrassing!
by GirsonB November 25, 2021

A substitute for ‘sn’ (say nuttin) and ‘say less’
It signifies that everything is understood and no more needs to be spoke
It signifies that everything is understood and no more needs to be spoke
by Mdot2Splashy November 22, 2020

a state of such profound boredom because there are no males around to fondle/no females in the vicinity to remind a male he does in fact still have a working package. the bored person then spends the majority of the day reading urban dictionary definitions and laughing in a rocking fashion to themselves. and perhaps also scaring off their cat/cobra/rock
"I wore my pink socks yesterday to sleep and felt like a princess!"~ normal person with a social life in everyday conversation.
*hysterical laughter* ~person formerly in a state of such profound boredom...
"Ha.. what?"
"You said 'pink sock'! you know..."
"no..."
"oh... man, i clearly have been urban dick-less for too long."
*hysterical laughter* ~person formerly in a state of such profound boredom...
"Ha.. what?"
"You said 'pink sock'! you know..."
"no..."
"oh... man, i clearly have been urban dick-less for too long."
by Roscoe Chanciepants October 23, 2011

by c30h7 April 19, 2024

That's the problem, shit-brain.
Hym "You're NOT doing what I'm doing. You thought you were doing MORE and NOW... You're doing LESS. You thought you weren't shit. Bit it didn't take much to do MORE THAN YOU EVER WOULD HAVE DONE IN A MILLION-BILLION YEARS. This is MORE THAN YOU EVER COULD HAVE DONE. You won't ever do anything equivalent. But don't feel bad. Someone is going to get a lot of mileage out of those sloppy wet holes. That's it. It's still won't ever come close. I could give you a million-billion years and you'll couldn't have ever done more than you are doing. And it's STILL LESS."
by Hym Iam June 21, 2025
