Landiego

A slang term for the small town of Lander, Wyoming. The word was created unofficially by many of the towns' residents without concensus. Landiego is rarely used by people who have never lived there. Since small towns dont have alot in the way of defense, the term Landiego can also be used to confuse possible predators, making them think San Diego. But that, is only a theory.

*a resident of Lander, Wyoming calling a pen pal in Sing Sing*

Lander-" hey, hows it goin?"
Sing Sing-" good, where do you live?"
Lander-"Landiego"
Sing Sing-" cool, my time is up, bye"

*Pen pal in Sing Sing awaits release so he can go kill a resident of San Diego.

by fadedredwing May 13, 2009

Lunch ladies

Midday stippers, that are not qualified to be dancing during the "prime time" hours of the evening.

"Man those were some nastay ass lunch ladies up in there, i think one was pregnant!"

by WoodheadSD June 27, 2008

Landing Page

A useless item left over from the dawn of the internet when search engines worked poorly. It is nothing more than a collection of advertisement diarrhea spewed all over the internet pointing back to some poor pathetic website desperate for attention, and lacking any meaningful content or services, resorts to using this ancient and useless technique.

After searching for "cheap pickles" I found a site that claimed to specialize in selling cheap pickles, but it was just a landing page for a terrible online store that didn't have any cheap pickles at all.

by Dirtfarmer4life September 29, 2010

Landing strip

The patch of female pubic hair above the vagina in which the elongated sides point towards the vaginal cavity, signifying "this is where you land".

"Did you see that girls Landing Strip last night?"
"You couldn't miss it."

by IVEBEENJOELEDOHGODYES December 28, 2014

Beautiful young ladies

Something that Joe Biden can't help but stare at and sniff.

Donald Trump: Did you see those violent BLM rioters being destructive and destroying property?
Sleepy Joe Biden: I didn't see anything of the sort, I was too busy staring at those beautiful young ladies, aren't they gorgeous? I like to see them in shorts and being able to look at their smooth, slender little legs!

by Icy Wyte July 7, 2022

landi the cacti

the name used for landon austin.

landon is such a cacti.

by landon is a cacti named landi January 22, 2005

bin ladin

an act of anger, resorting to violence

You better tell your man to back up, before I go bin ladin in this mother fucker

by Tahj March 29, 2003