Lava Juice

A bloody queef usually happening when a woman is on her period.

Girl 1: Did you here that pop? Cause that bitch just lava juiced

Girl 2: wha- (wheezes)

by bpberna November 20, 2017

Mini-Lava Flow

The act of having a chub cock and beating it off. When you finally cum the penis is 2” above the wrap of your hand and semen blasts in the air and some trickles down your hand like miniature lava flows.. you then flick the semen that’s around your think band pointer finger at an object eg a woman a dog a small animal and so on

Me:Damn mike Shannon’s mad at me!
Mike:why
Me:I was performing a Mini-Lava Flow for my girlfriend Shannon and I thought the lava the pooled on the bottom of my hand would look good on her so I flicked it and hit her near the eyes with it
Mike:Damn, savage

by King anal hair February 16, 2019

Steve's lava chicken

la-la-la lava, chi-chi-chi chicken. STEEEEEEEVE'S LAVA CHICKEN, yeah its tasty as hell. OOOOOOhhhh mamacita now your rigging the bell. Crispy and juicy now your havin' a snack. OOOOOh super spicy is a LAVA ATTAAAAAAAACK!!!

steve's lava chicken is tasty as hell

by Jamos2727 April 22, 2025

lava bomb

When you take a bowel of lube and microwave it, stick your penis in it, then ram your girlfriend with hot lube on your penis, yelling Krakatoa.

I did a lava bomb with my girlfriend last night

by Lava obsession November 8, 2018

lava explosion

a) (for men) : a more sperm-abundant than usual ejaculation
b) (for women) a more forceful, in terms of quantity, distance etc, expulsion of liquid during squirting

when you open happiness, and i mean real happiness, you can be sure a lava explosion will follow.

by Sexydimma February 12, 2014

Lava Lamp

When you are half sleeping, or tired. Sort of just floating around. Daydreaming.

"Jimmy was being a total Lava Lamp earlier"

by Greeny $wish January 16, 2019

Lava shits

When your fecial material comes out as a liquid instead of solid, and leaves your anus hole burning so bad that you just wanna cut it off with your pocket knife. This sensation feels like you just dipped your prolapsed ass hole in hot lava. You will soon wish you didn't eat that jalapeno mac and cheese burger about 10 minutes ago.

Gene: holy christ, call the fire department! Carter has the lava shits!

by Dirty Antwan October 29, 2025