The Lavá family

technically the origin of the lady game. The family knows every secret to get a girl, no matter who it is, and all the females love them because of their griddy.

"That guy gets all the girls with his griddy. He must be from the Lavá family."

by eNgolaKonta March 31, 2022

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the lava lamp

when a man ejaculates into a kettle, and pumps the heated semen into the recipient's anus.

Guy 1: So how did it go last night?
Guy 2: I gave her the lava lamp treatment.
Guy 1: Nice one bro.
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: By the way, did you file the divorce papers?
Guy 2: Wait, we're married??
Guy 1: For Christ sake, dad...

by Jack-In-Goff April 29, 2022

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hitting lava

Having sex with someone and making them “erupt” (orgasm, cum, etc).

My girl was hitting lava with me last night! It was super hot and messy.

by Scanlan Short January 3, 2024

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I lava you

Something that little kids on Roblox say, since Roblox tags everything like in the case..I love you.
So instead kids will say, ‘i lava you’

Kid 1: ########
Kid 2: huh?
Kid 1: sorry, Roblox tagged it, I meant: I lava you

by JAYJAY <3 February 24, 2024

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chocolate lava cake

A masterpiece of fine dining in which a woman bends over and spreads her ass cheeks as a man pours boiling water down her anal cavity and sticks his dick inside this piece of culinary craftsmanship. Gordon Ramsey, eat your heart/ass out!

I made quite the mess in the bedroom last night when Beatrizabella and I created a chocolate lava cake. Unfortunately, her asshole was too weak; as we performed this, I got a little hot cherry fudge surprise all over my mouth in the process.

by Kai the Spy April 19, 2024

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