Lasturbate

The last masturbation session one can fit in before whatever may await them that day or even in their life.

Prisoner 8356 was only an hour away from the chair, his only choice, to lasturbate.

by Jjcales January 11, 2012

Cunt Laser

1.) General insult. Particularly good for someone (usually drunk) acting like a total bafoon.

2.) The most powerful vagina-based weapon in any woman's arsenal.

1.) Carl is a total cunt laser!

2.) Oh my fuck! Check out the cunt laser on that chick!

by truk213 October 13, 2009

With Lasers

It makes anything cooler.!!

Man - "Hey, what'd you do last night?"
Man2 - *jerkishly* "Your mom!"
Man - "with lasers!"

by ASF18A! February 25, 2010

we’ll talk later

u finna get broken up with.

“i think you’re losing interest in me”

“we’ll talk later.”

by lonelyfucker January 27, 2018

Please try again later or go to Urban Dictionary's front page.

The screen in urban dictionary you can't get enough of

'Urban Dictionary is busy right now.

Please try again later or go to Urban Dictionary's front page. '
Person 1: "dang it..."

by gytbvhfurncjdienxksowmzlapq February 24, 2021

sooner or later

Never.

If someone tells you they will do something "sooner or later", they most likely have no intention of ever doing it.

See also: Eventually

I'll get around to raking the leaves sooner or later. *procedes to drink beer and continues watching TV*

by Wanda Wishbone September 8, 2008

bi now, gay later

A person who claims to be bi-sexual, but is really gay. This person will realize within a year or two that he or she is not attracted to the opposite sex at all.

So Carly says she's into Chris, but she's totally bi now, gay later.

by paddle May 4, 2010