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Manchester Has Mills In 1837 to 1901
The Mills Makes Cotton.The Manchester Ship Canal Sail All The Way To Liverpool
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Manchester United

World's shittiest team that are 20th in the Premier League
by MORONBORIS August 21, 2022
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Lancaster

A city in Northern England full of nosy parkers who can't seem to mind their own business. Examples include getting accosted by an angry security guard for flying a drone over the iconic castle for recreational photography. Another example is walking into a public building and standing next to a staff only door. The third example is walking into the local supermarket, clearly grown adult and picking up a tiny energy drink can from the shelf and getting asked for ID to prove you are aged 16 or older before you get chance to blink. Seriously, it's very typical of Lancaster.
Me: *Flies drone of Lancaster Castle*
Security Guard: OY! BRING THAT DOWN NOW OR IT'LL BE SHOT DOWN, THAT'S ILLEGAL IT'S CROWN PROPERTY!
by LordJenal August 28, 2022
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Manchester United

A certain finished club based in the greater Manchester region but majority of their fans are glory hunters from London. They are lead by their able and wonderful captain Harry Maguire. Some of the notable people who played in this disgusting club include Pendaldo, madman Penandes, De gea, Shitsandro martinez and local Politician Marcus Trashford. With the able guidance of Dutch gaffer Erik Ten Hag, they are surely going no where and need to be disbanded. They are famous for hating on their owners (the glazers) using them as a scapegoat after losing a match but real football fans know Sergio Aguero and Lionel Messi own that club.
Manchester United will be the end of Sir Alex Ferguson.

If you are having a bad day, just know someone out there supports Manchester United

I personally think Sancho from Manchester United should quit football and join Uni
by Messigrande_ October 6, 2022
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Manchester Poonited

A finished club who couldn't even make it to the Champions League and one that loses to Wi-Fi passwords in the Europa League. They have players such as, Pistiano Penaldo, Bruno Penandes, Jadon Bencho, Donny Van De Bench, Erik Tenth Place Hag and the Harry Maguire. They have millions of fans that they disappoint year after year worldwide, yet somehow the fans still spend billions on merchandise, giving the club more money to waste on players that don't perform. Their fans are also deluded all the time
Man 1: You go for Manchester Poonited?
Man 2: Yes
Man 1: You are so terrible, you lost to Wkh4onbflUHFFK FC last Thursday
Man 2: Well, actually, Antony did a cool spin on the wing, and Rashford touched the ball twice, Elanga hit the griddy after his own goal, Harry Maguire had a double Hat-Trick of own goals, Penaldo sat on the bench all game but at least he smiled and clapped once, Penandes missed back-to-back penalties, but its alright we'll get em next time.
by 37yearoldfinishedtapinpenaldo October 12, 2022
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Manchester

Manchester is a medium-sized city in the north-west of England, a part of Greater Manchester, as of 2021, the city had around 500,000 inhabitants.

Manchester is well-known for it's two football clubs, Manchester United and Manchester City, who both play in the English Premier League as of the 2022/2023 season.

Manchester is also known for it's outstanding architecture, ranging from Victorian to modern architecture, the use of red bricks is commonly associated with Manchester, as most of the Victorian buildings are built with this material.

The city is known as "Cottonopolis", this due to the city having been a major contestant within the cotton industry during the industrial revolution, being a vital part of the British textile industry.

Moving on towards geography, the Mersey River flows through southern Manchester. Home to the Manchester canal, which links the city to the Irish sea. Other notable rivers are Irwell, Medlock and Irk, which all aswell flow through the city. Manchester is aswell a rather flat city, which is why it is where it is today.

For the purpose of statistics, Manchester forms the largest populated district within the Greater Manchester area.

A person from Manchester is referred to as a Mancunian.
Mancunian: Hey Fredrick, wanna check out my home town, Manchester?

Fredrick: sorry bruv, I'm busy eating shepherd's pie in Kensington.
by sdhkdashvfnhsabfc October 27, 2022
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lancaster

a guy that is popular but has an ever changing personality. whenever he hangs out with a new group of people he will subconsciously alter his personality those of the people around him. overtime, its rare to see him without a group of people, and if you do, he just looks like hes a lost wandering cat. typically short and dumb. however, in the right environment he could excel without being aware of what's going on.
Person 1: Why does Lancaster look so depressed?
Person 2: Yeahhh, hes always like that when hes not surrounded by a bunch of people
by jensimson November 15, 2022
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