LaBille

Only the best family in the whole state of Maryland. They will kick your ass, so don't talk shit.

That was one of the LaBille boys, better watch out!

by LovelyBones714 February 5, 2010

Labattomy

What happens when you've had too much Labatt.

Johnny, a hosehead, experienced a Labattomy the first time he went to a bar in Canada.

by CycloneDolly March 25, 2011

Labelass

A special kind of idiot who uses labels as a substitute for comprehension.

Person 1: "If you don't watch sports, you're a racist."

Person 2: "You're a labelass."

by tee too April 14, 2011

Labelass

A special kind of idiot who uses labels as a substitute for comprehension. Such people only understand the world in terms of the labels they apply to things.

Person 1: "If you don't watch sports, you're a racist."
Person 2: "You're a labelass."
or
Person 1: "Only emos like that crap."
Person 2: "You're a labelass."

by MobyDisk April 14, 2011

Labloodhound

The cross breed between a lab and a bloodhound.

*walking around the dogpark*

"Hey is that a labloodhound?"

by XXBerryLuverXX July 8, 2011

labelphilia

The overwhelming desire to tuck in someone else's sticky-outy neckline label.

In addition to being more than a little creepy, his tactile tendencies towards her turtleneck announced to all his unashamed labelphilia.

by Fade2412 October 24, 2012

Labeler

Someone who comes to a party completely unknown, and turns up to the maximum level. He turns everyone else up higher then they were before, brings free shit like weed, beer, drugs, all that nice stuff, and then gives it all away. Thing is? They leave, unknown, with just a name left behind.

For example. Last year, on a Florida Beach. Some tall dude with the shaggiest hair came to my college beach party. Was getting boring as jagger man. This dude shows up, 2 OUNCES of the LOUDESTTTT shit ever man! Just gave it away! Then he got up on the cliff and started head banging, pouring a 40 ounce on his hair. Total fucking epic. Dude left though, when the hottest girl in the party started grinding. Left his name in her back pocket. "Charlie Marley" Dudes a legend here in the Carolina beaches man. At least to everyone around me! He's like an urban legend of all labelers!

by Schincker August 12, 2014