Zombie Log

A piece of fecal matter that, when entering the latrine, sinks down and then floats back up, as like a zombie rising from the dead.

Aww man, the toilet got plugged by my massive zombie log

by Bulletmunchr December 11, 2007

Log Off

When you masturbate while pooping. A combination of dropping a log and jacking off.

Guy1: "Did you just Log Off in the work bathroom?!"
Guy2: "Do you mean masturbating while pooping? I wouldn't do that!"
Guy1: "I heard you and smelled it! I know you were Logging off in the stall next to me and if it every happens again I will kill you!"

by Irrad June 19, 2012

Log Board

A message board for fans of the metal band lamb of god where a bunch of fat sweaty long haired retards argue 24/7 and get nowhere

Log Board http://www.lamb-of-god.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=1

by bitchtits33342 October 10, 2008

chocolate log

a phrase used to describe a black man's cock

hey wanna try out my yummy chocolate log
oh oh oh oh oh oh, its gonna cum, oh its so sweet

by Dieshithole July 25, 2009

Log Jammer

When a girl is about to take a shit and you stick your penis inside her ass before she takes a shit.

Bro:Aye how did it go with Melissa last night?
Guy:We tried doing the Log Jammer
Bro:Did it work?
Guy:You want to smell my dick?

by colla93 October 30, 2011

Swamp Logging

The act of performing cunnilingus while the recipient defecates. In the modern vernacular, to go down on a woman while she takes a shit.

See also blumpkin.

When my buddy Chris worked at Taco Bell he walked in on his manager swamp logging the fat girl who worked the cash register.

by redconsensus January 4, 2010

key logging

1. An unethical way of monitoring employees. Invades privacy. Key loggers can be hardware or software based.

A supervisor used a key logger to find out my email information and then tried to use it against me. Key logging in this instance is unethical.

by Wilhelm65453 August 30, 2006