lemon hoe

ash doherty- uses lemons as an alternative way of performing pleasurable tasks.

when life gives you lemons... shove them up ash doherty, the lemon hoe'

by superman7777 January 12, 2011

Lemon and Herb

The weakest and most pathetic flavour of chicken at Nandos... Seriously, it'd be like going out for a curry and ordering a fucking cucumber and yoghurt dip as your main course.

Often used as a put down for someone who has taken the weedy option along with "Mango and Lime" (the other Nandos flavour of choice for those of weak tongue).

Nando's Man: How would you like it?
Colm (Very Quietly): Lemon and Herb please (shhh)

Nando's Man: And you sir?
Dan: EXTRA HOT PLEASE... (quietly) Actually make that mango and lime...

"You Mango and Lime bastard!"
"You cucumber and yoghurt cunt"
"You lemon and lime bastard"
"You Mango and Herb dick"

by Grizzlers August 19, 2009

Lemon Squeeze

It's like a backwards melon bag.

What the HELL is a lemon squeeze?

by LadyGagaIsMyDad March 30, 2011

Lemon Tree

A song written by Fools Garden in 1995.
It became a big hit in both Europe and Asia.

"...all that I can see is just another lemon tree..."

by Holiace March 11, 2009

lemon sex

When someone tries to have sex with a lemon but their dick starts to burn because they have an STD.

I tried having lemon sex and my penis started to sting.

by Lemon job September 7, 2016

Lemon Car

A really crappy car that never works, is really old, and rattles way too much.

John: Dude your new car is really bad what happened?
Mike: I didn't get the engine fixed amd now its a lemon car.

by guy24 August 20, 2012

Lemon Pepper Steppers

A trend/term on TikTok that got famous due to a song called "Lemon pepper steppers" By Moo Moo.

the Lemon Pepper Steppers challenge: 1) Wear any shoe 2) "tie them hoes uptight to were you ain't got no circulation in yo ankles" 3) do a basic footwork dance

Salem: You got them lemon pepper steppers on?

Taylor: You already know, I got them on tight.

by AWeekAgo November 14, 2020