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rugby league

A tediously boring game. popular in 2 states of Australia, Northern parts of the UK and Papua New Guinea, where 13 men of similar build run into each other five times then kick it to each other.

Rugby League used to have possession for the ball but the fans, most with the attention span of a gnat, didn't like it. Now the only competition for the ball happens when the coin is tossed at the start of a game.

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I'd like to play rugby league, but my IQ isn't low enough.
by Everlovin' Antichrist June 30, 2004
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Big League

To intentionally leave someone or something behind in a - typically - false pursuit for something better.
The team at work was doing great; that is, until Matt big leagued us for a fruit company.
by OG BgLgr October 15, 2018
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Major League Baseball

noun. A secret about other people that can not be shared with other parties without the express written permission of the parties involved.
man 1: Did you hear about how Dave got that stripper fired last week?

man 2: Shut up, that's Major League Baseball.
by tedsghost August 8, 2008
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League of the Heartless Bastard (or commonly seen L.O.T.H.B.) is a gentlemans league of heartless bastards. They are very classy prim and proper men, founded in the mid-west reigion of the united states all members are remain nameless as to keep the gentlemans league a mystery.
Look at that League of the Heartless Bastards, astounding!
by Dirty sexy February 18, 2010
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League Speak

The language, lingo, and phrases spoken only by those who play, Watch, and live League of Legends.
Charlie: Going mia. Ganking Lane, bot no summs.

Hai: What?
Charlie: That's league speak for be right back. Going to the bathroom.
by Lance Ted Mosby Hardwood June 6, 2015
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national league

The joke of professional baseball. Unlike the american league , the national league has bad teams. They usually have bad players in the lineups, and the worst pitching rotations int the world. At best, the league will have no better than 3 teams with a .500 winning percentage. Whoever leaves the american league to play in the national league will increase their stats significantly. Pitchers era's will drop atleast 1 full run. And they have no chance of a world championship. Minor league baseball is more competitive. If the Mets can be 30 games above .500 with a pitching rotation of Steve Trachsel, John Maine, Orlando Hernandez, Dave Williams, and Brian Bannister, you know something isn't right.
The national league is an embarrassment to us all.
Philadelphia 65-65 San Francisco 65-66 * New York 80-49
Florida 64-66 Arizona 64-67 as a result of
Atlanta 61-68 Colorado 61-69 awful competition
Washington 55-75 "good N.L. teams" they are kind of a
Houston 63-68 St. Louis 69-60 team.
Milwaukee 62-69 Cincinnati 67-65
Chicago 54-77 Los Angeles 69-62
Pittsburgh 51-81
by I'm so nasty! August 29, 2006
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minor leaguer

1. A person who lives in the 2nd floor back hall.
2. One who has inferior N64 skills.
"He can't beat me, but he'd beat any minor leaguer."
by Blake Overlock October 30, 2007
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